i can never understand those goatee beard things... either be a lazy bum like me and shave once every coupla weeks... or shave everyday like a good boy... or of course.. be a good little muslim/jew/sikh and NEVER shave actually saying that.. i used to have one of those goatee beard things about 6 years ago, when i was young, vain, and had the spare time to spend 1/2 an hour in front of the mirror everyday trimming it....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Well, there's no accounting for taste. I first grew it about 2yrs ago, during a week off, just for fuck's sake - to see how it looked. Kinda liked it, but I'm not married to it. And I don't know about your trimming regimen, but I only have to attend to it every 3rd day or so, and it takes less than 5min. In fact, lately I've been thinking about returning to the clean look - hey, there's an idea for a Fugly fund-raiser: if everyone pitches in enough silver and paper to keep Fugly solvent, I'll shave my beard! (Sorry, there's no amount of money which will lead me to cut my own throat with a razor, which would undoubtedly prove an exceedingly successful motivator, judging from the sentiment of some around here lately) <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Always with the extremes - is there no acceptable middle ground?
ok you've answered the points in my first paragraph... how about my second <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy v2.01beta: actually saying that.. i used to have one of those goatee beard things about 6 years ago, when i was young, vain, and had the spare time to spend 1/2 an hour in front of the mirror everyday trimming it....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> mind you.. your picture discounts my first reason for extraneous facial fluff... what about the other two factors...??
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> what about the other two factors...??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I answered the 3rd in specifying the negligible amount of time mine requires. As to whether or not I'm vain - or more precisely, to what extent - I would reply, not especially. If I were, I would've first showered, shaved, combed my hair & thrown on a shirt for my special message to Matron; instead, what you see is pretty much how I tumbled out of bed a half-hour before. (and don't think I missed that age crack, smartass)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: no i just dont like the way you go on and on, i bet you're a fucking woman arn't ya? and the thing that bugs me the most, is that you're actually sad enough and have enough free time to sit and take a fucking post apart line by line... you're a right sad fucker
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: If I were, I would've first showered, shaved, combed my hair & thrown on a shirt for my special message to Matron; instead, what you see is pretty much how I tumbled out of bed a half-hour before.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh.. and there was me thinking you were wanting to show off your honed and toned torso <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote oh.. i'm glad you caught that... *snigger* <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote yeah.. nursey calls me that.. especially when i serenade her with a flatulent rendition of the iraqi national anthem
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: i bet you're a fucking woman arn't ya?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> bearded lady... yeah
'lady' no no no, ladies are 'elegant' i dont think this one could even get a shag in a brothel without some cologne and a suitcase full of cash...
Sometimes I go with the lazy 'halfass goatee' look... basically, imagine about half an inch of growth added to a freshly-shaven goatee... fuck it.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: i just dont like the way you go on and on, i bet you're a fucking woman arn't ya? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If you can't tell from the pic, I feel sorry for you. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote So the first thing I hear outta yer trap upon our meeting is, "STFU...yer a woman...yer a sad fucker". If that's the way it's to be between us, so be it. My original advice stands: don't like what I say or the way I say it? Don't read it. In fact, I urge you to avoid my posts - for the fact has long been recognized that swine can neither digest nor appreciate pearls. And your envying me my free time and what I do with it - comments rather more strongly on your life than mine, doesn't it?
*sigh* if you cant beat em... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote 1. i didn't know and i don't give a fuck (see point 2) <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote awww is little emmy gonna cry?... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote 2. thank you for your thoughtfulness, although this passing of information has been wasted.. i always skip your posts anyway <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote really??! wow! You just have this really unique and fascinating way of teaching grandma to suck eggs.. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote What? I have a job and you don't...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: If you can't tell from the pic, I feel sorry for you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> not necessarily.. you could be an eastern bloc immigrant
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: i always skip your posts anyway<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> apart from that one
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy v2.01beta: apart from that one <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well that was am exception on his part (and i am truly shocked and suprised)... i.e. it was acually 'short' for a change
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: *sigh* if you cant beat em...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Glad you finally saw the light <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Ah, the slogan of the Ignorance & Apathy Foundation - straight from the mouth of it's poster child. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Only if you have the stones to post your own pic, and you're every bit as Fugly as I suspect. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote The one-man performance art piece, 'Self-Contradiction: An Embarrassment in One Act", starring Disorder <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Hmm...sounds like an attempt at a small joke (very small). <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Awww..I can understand how - when one is on the bottom rung of the economic ladder - it may be hard to realize the existence of alternative employment opportunities that don't require dressing in a polyester uniform, punching a timeclock at the required time, or constant parroting of the phrase, 'Would you like to Biggie Size that order, ma'am?' But take heart - I understand that Asst Manager positions open up all the time in food service, so if you show the owner that you've got the right stuff - always keeping the condiments centered on the buns and your work area swept clean - your chances for advancement look good. Meanwhile, keep enjoying all the free leftovers - that's where you're one-up on me.
thats ok, you don't mind if cum on your fries? i always wondered why they came pre-salted..hmm.. anyway, you have me all wrong, seeing as you are the self appointed master of wit, you forgot to actually ask what i do.. i program i write fiction i create artwork i design websites and my miniscule inteligence is capable of other tasks, such as getting off my chair to go to the bathroom, menial things... its not that i find you unfunny, infact i have even had a chuckle at your posts...just keep em short tho eh? it gets annoying... hey man, i dont give a fuck if i'm unfunny too, or rated 1 star, or dying of syphilis... i just post, just like you.. but i actually take 8 times less to come to the 'point' good day
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: you don't mind if cum on your fries? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Actually, it's some of those secret sauces I have qualms about. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Self-appointed, nothing - we held an election awhile back when you weren't around. Didn't you get the memo? You should have gotten the memo. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Eventually you'll progress to a level, as I have, where the getting up off the chair part isn't even required.
thanks for calling me a kid dude, it brings me great pleasure in knowing that i am at least 35 years younger than you, you old fuck.. and sure go ahead, fuck around with my site, i think its pretty good personally seeing as the art took 15 minutes and the transparency another 5.. i bet you couldnt do anything better... and awww did i upset you, then why didnt you flame me yourself instead of running to pimp..ohh thats right you're coward, you sit behind your screen and you can abuse and insult all you want because _you_ know that no one can touch you.. and franky, seeing your slimey, fucked up, greasy face i dont think anyone would..ever...again... anyway, i am gonna live my life... and aww dont start crying..there there..you'll get your own very soon i'm sure of it FAG! HAHAHAHAHA!
ok ok.. we will drop this little war.. so? i posted a thread that told you to 'shut up' it hasnt stopped you has it? no.. this means that you dont care whether i tell you to shut up, which is ok by me.. if anyone told me to shut up i would take it lightly, not lurch head on into an an exchange of insults, but thats just me... i still dont mind reading your posts (the short ones anyway) so? equals? in terms of inteligence and annoyance? if not, then _that_ doesn't bother me either...
