Just Want to Say for the Record

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Emetic, Dec 14, 2001.

  1. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Shit dude! We could make a movie out of this,you had to be on drugs for that one Pimp.

    But I think you should have thrown in Drag_on in there somewhere.
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    Shit dude! We could make a movie out of this,<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hmm...interesting..

    oh yeah.. speaking of films.. i have tabled a bare bones idea for a screenplay... basically.. a group of young group of net-heads get together socially to smoke, drink, and victimise people in chat rooms...

    we join them for a frantic weekend, where they take 3 people on a horrific emotional rollercoaster ride... so there'll be 3 scenarios of 1/2 hour each.... friday, saturday and sunday nights...
    also.. after friday night.. one of the protaginists will go home.. ironically he is snared in the web his friends weave, and will be the final victim of the film...

    that is my only concession to morality.. ie.. do unto others..

    anyway.. i gave that proposal to anthony and robert, my writing partners.. and they are very enthusiastic... especially after they put forward the synopsis to some contacts, and were given a lot of encouraging feedback...

    ANYWAY i have been on the phone to anthony, and he had applied for a lottery grant... but joy of joy, a private backer has promised to bankroll the production, and will provide an advance once a first draft script has been filed.. ...

    but as i told him when i first aired the idea.. fugly, and the people in the forum, were my inspiration, so i want you guys to be involved in some way....

    Lomo, i know you're itching to work in film.. cheezedawg, you're the reigning champion at chatroom victimisation... i bet you lot could bring something special to a script.. maybe even be involved in the production...

    on january 11th we are getting together for a full-on headbanging brainstormer.. if anyone wants to be involved PM me or catch me on msn or icq...

    (hehe it'll be fun to write something that relies on characterisation, rather than the usual fare of juggling paradoxes to impress the trekies:sigh: )

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    BLASPHEMER!!

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    i was wondering if anyone would revive the memories of past members... anyone who has visited this forum regularly, and over a respectable period of time, will be aware that the threads are littered with the feeble strangulated whines of those who's threadbare intellect and blunt wit has been exposed and ridiculed by the vicious cerebral pack that stalk the forum, and this forum especially....

    the scrolls chronicle the fate of the hordes of vanquished bitches... they are not involved in the path of the prophesies, as their impact, while memorable for some, is too slight, and their tenure too fleeting to affect the balance of the forum..
    but it may surprise you to learn that when all the prophesies have come to pass, and the forum has fulfilled it's destiny, there will be a war between the ascensionist fuglyites, and the massed forces of forum bitchhood past and present....

    a mass posting will take place, led by the moronic trinity of Hollz, FunBobby, & Snoogums... this insurrection, although causing a minor stir, will be an abject lesson in futility.... after all predictions have been fulfilled, and after the conditions fortold in the scrolls are met, there will be a divine judgement of your forum personas, and if you are found to have the required understanding of the essence of fugly humour, you will undergo an ascension into an online personality that is undentable....

    the weak witted trilogy leading the massed forces of forum bitches and vanquished intellects are fully aware of the futility of their last battle charge... as they were being verbally slapped about the forum at the time the scrolls secrets were posted...

    but they embark on a clash of minds, in a last ditch attemt to snatch back some vestige of pride.. pride that was trodden into the carpet long ago...

    once this brief, but exhilerating breach has been repelled, the forum will enjoy 1000 hours of ethereal heavenly bliss..

    after this 1000 hour vacation, another prophet will arrive, bearing the knowledge of the path the forum will take during it's next 500 days
     
  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    so what's gonna happen
     
  4. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Can you read dumbass?

    Keep on going Pimp,this is sounding better and better.
     
  5. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    Shit dude! We could make a movie out of this,you had to be on drugs for that one Pimp.

    But I think you should have thrown in Drag_on in there somewhere.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It would be a fucking horror movie fer sure.
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you know Im down to help...
     
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Count me in, First Lieutenant...
     
  8. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    Can you read dumbass?

    Keep on going Pimp,this is sounding better and better.
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    yeah, i can read, but all i understand is something about a movie, pimp getting high and some other members and crap...nothing especially good
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you must remember kids, kit is a bit dim, and has no imagination...
     
  10. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    you must remember kids, kit is a bit dim, and has no imagination...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no! i have lots of imagination, its just that i cant understand pimp's style of writing.

    i have so much imagination that i hallucinate and hear things, and i scare myself sometimes
     
  11. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    i have so much imagination that i hallucinate and hear things<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Lucky you... that's like getting a free 'trip'
     
  12. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Lucky you... that's like getting a free 'trip' <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    not really lucky...ppl and doctors think there's something wrong with you if u hallucinate w/no drugs
     
  13. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    As Pimp said.... I am the reigning champion of chatroom victimization. Unfortunately, I haven't felt as evil this past 8 weeks. I still have quite a few tricks up my sleeve if someone wants to make this film though. I have this great idea if I could find someone who falls in love with convicts....
     

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