Joking

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cittykat:
oh hell no!! it was a fucking phase. you biatches.
i don't think i'm a vampire... last yr my IQ was 132... i'm not socially inept... And most important: I HAVNT WATCHED BUFFY IN THREE YEARS. how wude<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shouldn't you be playing Everquest? Go level your elf enchanter.

 

hey, what's Everquest?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cittykat:
oh hell no!! it was a fucking phase. you biatches.
i don't think i'm a vampire... last yr my IQ was 132... i'm not socially inept... And most important: I HAVNT WATCHED BUFFY IN THREE YEARS. how wude<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

uhm... i was talking about 'ze vampire lady'

 

why dont we just donate all our money to our local cult and have a joyous mass suicide in the belief that UFO's will fly down and take our souls to a far away happy place

 

Eh i dont like the whole cult idea i find them ignorant and how people get sucked into them seein nowadays u should know a little about them and if u do fall into a cult ur a tard =P

 

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"