jesus fucking christ

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by D, Sep 27, 2002.

  1. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    i doubt it, bobs currently got a missus that he wants to stay faithful too.
     
  2. D

    D New Member

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    ignore that shit i was fucked.


    erm......omg...

    oops.
    deja vu
     
  3. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    Bob? You mean Psycho Bob who had posted his member in the members forum?
     
  4. D

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  5. SoCal Shortman

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    Because some of us have friends to spend time with on Friday nights.
     
  6. D

    D New Member

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    stupid dick head....

    ergh your such a dick im not even gonna explain it to you...

    fucking wanker
     
  7. D

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    erm.... i just realised that it was Firday night last night and not tonight....Iam fucked again though... and tired as fuck.

    anyway... not like people in here have friends in real life.
     
  8. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    uhm, 'kiss you'? i think i will say, "Je veux vous faire l'amour doux sucrer le pantalon! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    baise tu is fuck you. hmm and then i looked at altavista's translator and it says fuck is foutre, hmmm kiss is beq or beck whichever way. Hmmm those translators are fucked up, or all i learned in french class was wrong.
     
  9. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    baise tu is fuck you. hmm and then i looked at altavista's translator and it says fuck is foutre, hmmm kiss is beq or beck whichever way. Hmmm those translators are fucked up, or all i learned in french class was wrong.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Frenchy told me 'baise' is kiss. either that or he was tryin to trick me into asking for a lay.
     
  10. D

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    seeing as no one understands what i say anyway as english is obviously not my first language... Ill give ya something to translate.

    I have a fit, sexy, fucking gorgeous young male talking to me right now... hooray for me

    (in no way am i say i dont usually talk to fit blokes.... )
     
  11. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    what the fuck is fuck then??????
     
  12. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by a *very* happy Wank:
    seeing as no one understands what i say anyway as english is obviously not my first language... Ill give ya something to translate.

    I have a fit, sexy, fucking gorgeous young male talking to me right now... hooray for me

    (in no way am i say i dont usually talk to fit blokes.... )
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    less talk wank more action!!!!!!!!
     
  13. Cuntry Skank

    Cuntry Skank New Member

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    if you don't get in from friday night till 8pm saturday should you go out saturday night

    i am thinking i might stay home

    drink something not alcoholic and hang out in my jammas
     
  14. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    hey thats a good alternative! but why non alcoholic?
     
  15. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    hey thats a good alternative! but why non alcoholic?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    we were drinking cheap cheap cheap tequila shots last night

    montezuma

    this guy got me and my friend jen to go to his place with the promise of good tequila

    patron anejo

    she was waaaaaaaaaaaaay drunk and up for whatever he had in mind

    i wasn't

    fucking 2 hour walk dragging her drunk ass when he threw us out

    then trying to catch up with the buzz i lost during our hike with vodka at her place

    absolute

    after spending the night drinking out of the same bottle as her, sleeping with her leg over me, brushing my teeth with her toothbrush this morning, and wearing her underwear today...i should have just fucked her like that dude wanted

    so apple juice for me tonight
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    My night was boring, I blew glass all night and made a delivery in Fayetville NC and made $700 ... boring stuff
     
  17. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
    My night was boring, I blew glass all night and made a delivery in Fayetville NC and made $700 ... boring stuff<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    $700 for blowing in fayetteville

    in a town like that isn't that like 140 bjs
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

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    I have no idea.. I just deliverd some bublers, onnies, spoons and hammers.. I never got any blowjobs... I'll try harder next time..
     
  19. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
    I have no idea.. I just deliverd some bublers, onnies, spoons and hammers.. I never got any blowjobs... I'll try harder next time..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    harder

    does your tortured cock still get hard
     
  20. Dwaine Scum

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    get hard? its always hard... sheesh
     

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