IS GOD AN ASSHOLE? WHY OR WHY NOT?

Once again has anyone read Conversations with God by Neale Donald Walsch? A lot of what is published in this book makes sense to me. Nursey would you like to intervene here and make a mockery of all that I am, you clever clever beaver toothed anorexic dick whack naddy sack?

 

I have that on on order from the library now..just got off the phone with them..it is a small town library, but they are used to me callin in and gettin stuff from other cities..sometimes they have to order stuff from universities..half the time they keep the stuff at their library and don't send it back, so for a small town, this is a pretty well stocked library.

 

Now you're beginning to speak the language you canny little chameleonic cunt-bap! You see? Much better than 'needle dick' and 'hairy arsed whore'! 8)

 

give a dog a bone?


yes QUITE original

 

whipone you have now officially fucking terrified me...

for some reaon that pic has incredibly turned me on...

:shock:

 

pp+

Perhaps it might be better if i just show you...



As you see, in the beast with three backs, its all hi-jinx and whooping and slapping, chopping and changing, then prolonged periods of heaving and sighing together as one large trigenitalled orgasmo-fusion. 'Great!', you might think, but what those industrious little lust-monkeys make up for on the level of fleshly stimulation they lose in another dimension. This is due to the fact that the energy is splitting threeways, which, though still pleasurable in the non-physical aspects of being, don't come anywhere near as powerful to what can be attained in the energy-body dimension by the lowest common denominator unit of genito-polar opposites. And even when the happy little trio forms itself into little 'conventional' duos, the coupling will still be leaking coital chi from the ethereal body due to their usual behavioural patterns and the energetic pathways that will be left open.
Now observe the next graphic...



..a handsome, toned, well tuned and tightly sealed vessel comprising of your noble cumrades, myself and Pimp, and no nasty leaks...and behold! We are channelling ecstactimorgasmic almighty torrents of sacred fuck-fuck chi straight up from the base of our spines and out through the crowns like the two halves of a human nozzlehead for an almighty cosmic ejaculatory fountain. Isn't it nice, everybody?

So, just to quickly recap:

Remaining mainly within the realms of fleshly pleasure ( stimulus=nerve endings=on-off switch=binary ) =

Transcending dualty of earthly etc ( gyroscopic 'quantumgasms', lift off, hot sucky-fucky with synergetic energy returns ) =


Now i leave you to decide for yourselves as to which direction on the path your destiny beckons. Choose carefully!


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Janitor! I mean - JEFE! You may edit my green post empty!

Perhaps it might be better if i just show you...



As you see, in the beast with three backs, its all hi-jinx and whooping and slapping, chopping and changing, then prolonged periods of heaving and sighing together as one large trigenitalled orgasmo-fusion. 'Great!', you might think, but what those industrious little lust-monkeys make up for on the level of fleshly stimulation they lose in another dimension. This is due to the fact that the energy is splitting threeways, which, though still pleasurable in the non-physical aspects of being, don't come anywhere near as powerful to what can be attained in the energy-body dimension by the lowest common denominator unit of genito-polar opposites. And even when the happy little trio forms itself into little 'conventional' duos, the coupling will still be leaking coital chi from the ethereal body due to their usual behavioural patterns and the energetic pathways that will be left open.
Now observe the next graphic...



..a handsome, toned, well tuned and tightly sealed vessel comprising of your noble cumrades, myself and Pimp, and no nasty leaks...and behold! We are channelling ecstactimorgasmic almighty torrents of sacred fuck-fuck chi straight up from the base of our spines and out through the crowns like the two halves of a human nozzlehead for an almighty cosmic ejaculatory fountain. Isn't it nice, everybody?

So, just to quickly recap:

Remaining mainly within the realms of fleshly pleasure ( stimulus=nerve endings=on-off switch=binary ) =

Transcending dualty of earthly etc ( gyroscopic 'quantumgasms', lift off, hot sucky-fucky with synergetic energy returns ) =


Now i leave you to decide for yourselves as to which direction on the path your destiny beckons. Choose carefully!


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listen to her medivet and bunghole... she is giving you excellent advice..

for free!! :shock:

 

I'm 95% certain that CORPSEMAN doesn't have a clue what just happened there.

 

my dear whipone you would be wrong. I found it very philosophically and yet carnally enlightening.

 

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But, if there are three people wouldn't there be three times the amount of energy present? Could it be that a third body could change the flow to incorparate all lovers?

 

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Herein, dear Bungle-lily, lies the key...

 

Re: pp+ll

Dude, take George Micheal's advice in a situation like this:

"Sex is better when it's... one on one"

 

ALLAHU AKBAR!

8)

 

Assalamu alaikum.

 

Re: pp+ll

I see! Well, I think my wife and I have that going for us. Our g/f doesn't live with us or anything. In fact, she's five hours away.

But, we are thinking of moving, and she would be a roomate...

 

whooooooooosh!

 

Don't you woosh me!

 

I can see it now " what do you mean you never knew your wife was a lesbian"? what was your first clue, when she wanted her lover to move in with you and be your "ROOMATE".

No good will come of this situation, I am speaking from personal, horrifiying experience of heartache and loss. While it's fun and exciting now, it will just serve to drive a wedge in between you and your wife.

I hope I am wrong.