Intra-personal relations with a co-worker 14 years your senior...?

With all this anticipation I think we need to start a pool on how long lomo is going to last I am going with <5 minutes..... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

 

nah, i never thougt of Lomo as a two pump chump, unless there is a frog evolved.

 

Yeah, the updates better have more detail that well received. WTF? Start like this: "Dear Penthouse Forum, There we were; the mom, the daughter, me, and the circus midget....."

 

judging by your lack of comment on the daughters looks you are either

a) too much of a gentlemen to comment since it's inappropriate at this point (HA!)
or
b) she's ugly as sin

 

Make sure she doesn't have any spiders with all those cob webs up in that vagina.

 

I'll bring a can of Raid, just in case.

The former, actually... Hard to imagine, isn't it? Definitely someone I would hit on if it weren't for my interest in the 2+ decades of experience her momma has on her.

Not that I didn't envision a scene similar to the mother/daughter/satan sex scene in End of Days... When I first met her, I overheard her telling her mom that "she was right" - but I get the impression that if I'm porking her mom, she might think it creepy or something.

This is very true...

OK... The details... Well, a gentleman never tells...

Besides, I didn't have my camera with me...

 

oh lomo i know you lie... WHY must you LIE to me?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!

 

You read my mind smiles.

 

Jeff, I don't plan on getting that old (hopefully we'll ALL be dead by then) and if I do, I highly doubt that the man I plan on spending the rest of my life with would appreciate me chasing after my nephew's friends.

Dentures? Does/did she have a horrible meth habit? I say if her daughter is hot, screw her instead. At least you don't work with her. When someone younger and prettier starts working with you and pays you some attention, mark my words, you're going to be sorry.

 

I forgot about that - you're such an optimist, ain'tcha?

Who said anything about "...rest of life?"

I've wondered that myself, and it's certainly possible that she did at one time, but I'm not sure. I know she used to powder her nose a bit (like I said, it was fun spending some time with her daughter - she's a wealth of information). As for choosing between the two, I'm going to stick with my original logic. Besides, there's just this certain chemistry there with the mom, I can't explain it, but I can certainly appreciate it. The daughter's just too young...

 

Steve... why ask our advise when you knew what you were going to do anyway?

 

Well, Jacinda, I may have had an idea of what I was going to do, but it doesn't hurt to ask for other's insight or experiences...

 

Dick! I can't believe that you remember that name. Well, you should since you kept asking for it all night. They had you on speakerphone and shit. GOD, I am so glad I don't work there anymore!

 

Alice Blue Bonnet - I rarely forget a name... Except when I can't remember it.

I might still have some MP3's of that night... I'll have to look, but fuck - who knows what computer I was using way back then. Jesus - you probably thought I was insane after that point. No wonder we never actually met. :-\

 

BTW: There's a bit more info on the 'net now than when you first mentioned it... for starters, check out the Disney cartoon page, and the Video here.

 

Doowha Gibigah I have found the Andrew's Sisters version, but this was a Disney Read A-long 354: Johnny Fedora and Alice Blue Bonnet (1970) and it was sang by a man and a woman. I'd have to Ebay it.

 

I think it was sung by Allie Wrubel & Ray Gilbert

 

Actually, I don't know who sang it. I know it was a man and a woman. Thanks for bringing this back up. Now it's going to drive me crazy!

 

Lomo so is this you, your date, and the daughter? ;D

 

Wow - I didn't expect that tape to surface on the 'net so soon... Great detective work, Joe!

And, as for Benjamin Poopypants, et al, he hopes you find your Johnny Fedora literature soon, Pukey (sorry, ran out of names - I'm sure you can think of a few more)...