It's been ages since i've read fugly and even longer since i've posted but you atill make me laugh, you skinny no tittied old slag.
'Skinny no tittied old bitch', if you don't mind, granny paps. Good to see you back...but you aren't going to believe your eyes when you see the amount of green slime that's grown around the toilet in your absence! You better have your knee pads because you're going to be scrubbing for quite a while. And of course, there's your other kneeling jobs...:wink:
Cheeky bitch..i'll post when some wanker posts something work replying to.Like this post you posted very reply worthy. AND it's NOT Fatasha anymore..it's skinny fucking BITCHasha.I've lost all the baby blubber and then some.As Eddie Murphy says " Nothing but air there"
I can't work out whether these are compliment-disguised-as-insult posts or the other way round.:| Anyway, glad to hear you managed to rid yourself of excess mumsy-blub, but i was just wondering...I've always really wanted a lampshade made out of human skin, and you know, Christmas is just around the corner?
I can't believe you've been fuckin spying at my weigh-ins again. :evil: The excess skin is gonna be removed and make into a matrix style coat for me to shimmy down the road in.So no lampshade for you.Use your fanny flaps i'm sure if you trimmed them you could get a nice pair of lampshades.
Well if i'd had 18 kids like you, i'm quite sure i could. But i'd only manage to get a child's size eye patch from my entire labia majora. Enjoy your new coat though, Scrooge.
My new coat is lovely, it has a nice crinkle cut effect on the back from all the stretch marks.So you don't piss n moan too much i saved one of my bingo wings and at this very moment is being sewn into a lamp shade for you.Merry Fuckin Christmas.
Squelchy? You just burst the bag of crap UT left me to make a stunning 'lipo-lamp' from for her Christmas with your clumsy buttocks. :
Just as well it was suspnded in formaldehyde, otherwise you'd be stinking of rancid fatty blub-blub. Hope your panty region isn't too badly agitated by the embalming process, though. I should probably have warned you about that sooner.