<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: ...Hopefully, I'd have time to relieve myself before I died, so he wouldn't have a big mess to deal with... I just hope he doesn't shave his pubic hair, like that guy. It looks so fucking stupid. Shaving may make the penis look bigger, but it's so WRONG!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have to remind you,Nauseous,that whether you 'relieve yourself' beforehand or not,there is going to be a not too insignificant amount of souring,rancid liquids escaping from your various orifices. This,i believe would warrant a complete removal of the hair surrounding the mortuary attendants pubic region... Whatever makes you think that any healthy young man in his right mind,is going to want to have your festering dribbles caking onto his groinal region any more than any other corpses'? Just be content with the knowledge that pleasure will more than likely be derived from your intact cadaver as it is shunted around the various institutions before reaching its final resting place... [ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tori_Anus: I have to remind you,Nauseous,that whether you 'relieve yourself' beforehand or not,there is going to be a not too insignificant amount of souring,rancid liquids escaping from your various orifices. This,i believe would warrant a complete removal of the hair surrounding the mortuary attendants pubic region... Whatever makes you think that any healthy young man in his right mind,is going to want to have your festering dribbles caking onto his groinal region any more than any other corpses'? Just be content with the knowledge that pleasure will more than likely be derived from your intact cadaver as it is shunted around the various institutions before reaching its final resting place... [ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Psst... Hey Tori, did you realize that you forgot to capitalize your "i"? Why did you cut the "Fuck! He's into necrophilia... I doubt he'd care." while you were quoting me? "Whatever makes you think that any healthy young man in his right mind..." -That has got to be sarcasm. And the answer to your question: WHY NOT?!? If I were lucky enough to "catch the eye" of some "hunky" SANE mortician. (And he WOULD be THE mortician, not the shitty, shaven, assistant) I would think he'd rather have my death juices stuck to his pubic hair than crusted to his bare skin. Either way, I'm gonna leak something, right? Worse case scenario: If I were ultra-messy, he could simply cut his pubic hair off. What's Mr. Assistant going to do if my goo just won't come off his leg... or worse... his balls? That is why he's the assistant. He still has a lot to learn! [ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
our friends the mungles would really prefer it if you didn't catch the eye of some hot-shot prodigy of the pathology world, fluffy pubes or not... they would be VERY disappointed to dig you up after you've been ripening for a year to find, after they've tongued out your crusted 'plug', to find that the 'money' has already been displaced, before they stuck you in the ground, by the aforementioned stud morticians 11" cock... now i'm thinking that'd really ruin a good nights munging... oh wait.. i forgot.. the urn.. you're getting cremated.. ashes to ashes and all that... you don't fancy a bit of apres-internment fun then?..
Wouldn't "apres-internment " be the mortician? Actually, I don't really think it would matter to me either way, 'cause I'd be dead! All I really care about is the funeral. Not what may (or may not) happen in the preparatory room. [ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Wouldn't "apres-internment" be the mortician?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no. to inter is to bury.. apres is after.. after burial... the morticians done with you then. but if you're getting an open casket... surely you don't want some slobbering igor pawing you while you're on a slab... you want to look your best don't you?? you won't get any post-orgasmic glow when you're dead and corpses don't have the natural elasticity of the living, what if the mortuary staff decide to throw a necrophile orgy.. you might end up like this guy... and that'd really fuck up your grand plans for a memorable aesthetes send-off (well.. it'd be memorable, if they left the lid open.. but i think for the wrong reasons!!) [ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: PimpDaddy has left the building ]
Well, according to The Oxford American Dictionary of Current English, "internment" means serve as an intern. I thought you meant intern as in someone studying to be a mortician. I'm well aware of what "apres" means. I took two years of French. (although I don't remember much) If "inter" means to bury, where the hell did you get the "n" for the word, "internment"?
"you won't get any post-orgasmic glow when you're dead" You'd be surprised at what a little of Estee Lauder can do.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: If "inter" means to bury, where the hell did you get the "n" for the word, "internment"?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i have a few left over from january, they were on sale at the stationers, and i was hoping to slip them in a few posts without people noticing.. can we keep this between me and you please
Pimp would you mind taking down the pic of my cousin Lee-roy...i gave you that pic as a fond reminder seeing as he used to come round to your house sayin "HEEEy mister!!ya wannin LEEEE-roy ta fix yuh CAAAAH??" I find your use of it here a little damn disrespectful. [ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Icare ]
!Listen,folks...i think Nauseous is getting a little,touchy...it's quite a stressful time for her-preparing your suicide AND funeral is going to make you just a little short-fused!!!Even though we ARE just trying to make helpful suggestions,she is likely to bite back. And i have my woman instinct that on TOP of that,she is also BLEEDING from her cunty-parts which will have effect of rendering her a psychotic homicidal maniac intent on storming around the forums grabbing people by the balls/jugulars and unleashing cruel,acidic and cutting remarks through gritted teeth into the faces of innocent well-meaning forum-goers.Wide berth i think! [ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]
oh.. you think this might be jammy-tammy week then... shit nauseous... typical insensitive male eh?.. i shoulda figured with the way you've been jumping on every detail you'd been bleeding for a few days... sorry
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icare: Pimp would you mind taking down the pic of my cousin Lee-roy...i gave you that pic as a fond reminder seeing as he used to come round to your house sayin 'HEEEy mister!!ya wannin LEEEE-roy ta fix yuh CAAAAH??I find your use of it here a little damn disrespectful.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> nah.. fuck him.. he used to come round and empty the fridge in the garage of beer.. and STILL i'm waiting for my car to be sorted.. i don't think he ever picked up a spanner in anger the fucker... and i think he was fucking your sister too
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building: ...and i think he was fucking your sister too<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OH YEAHHH!???Buster you best be tellin me the truth here-these being serious accusations...which sister?I have 3: Terry-Lynn (who am fondest of all-an angel come to earth) ...Tammy-Bo (a sweet girl who likes to spend all her time lavishing attention on the goats and swine) ...Stacy-Loanne a sharp and beautiful young woman-a real breaker of mens hearts ...so pimp???you gonna stand by yor dog-dirty accusations against my here 3 baby sisters and ma poor dear departed cousin Lee-roy??? R.I.P. 1976-2001 [ May 29, 2001: Message edited by: Icare ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tori_Anus: !Listen,folks...i think Nauseous is getting a little,touchy...it's quite a stressful time for her-preparing your suicide AND funeral is going to make you just a little short-fused!!!Even though we ARE just trying to make helpful suggestions,she is likely to bite back. And i have my woman instinct that on TOP of that,she is also BLEEDING from her cunty-parts which will have effect of rendering her a psychotic homicidal maniac intent on storming around the forums grabbing people by the balls/jugulars and unleashing cruel,acidic and cutting remarks through gritted teeth into the faces of innocent well-meaning forum-goers.Wide berth i think! [ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If you only knew... I haven't had any womanly blood since November of 2000. I wish I COULD menstruate. Maybe that would give me a reason for being such a hateful bitch. Just another thing wrong with me. (rotten ovaries, uterian cancer, ectopic preganacy, early menopause) I'm just naturally defensive and paranoid. Forgive me if you really did have my best intentions at heart, but my womanly instinct (be that as it may) told me otherwise.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: If you only knew... I haven't had any womanly blood since November of 2000. I wish I COULD menstruate. Maybe that would give me a reason for being such a hateful bitch. Just another thing wrong with me. (rotten ovaries, uterian cancer, ectopic preganacy, early menopause) I'm just naturally defensive and paranoid. Forgive me if you really did have my best intentions at heart, but my womanly instinct (be that as it may) told me otherwise.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn,you're more fucked up than Kitana and I didn't think that was even possible. I think the whole suicide thing you're contemplating is a pretty good idea. But that's just my opinion. And what the fuck is an ectopic pregnancy? [ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: GreenAppleSplatters ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters: Damn,you're more fucked up than Kitana and I didn't think that was even possible. I think the whole suicide thing you're contemplating is a pretty good idea. But that's just my opinion. And what the fuck is an ectopic pregnancy? [ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: GreenAppleSplatters ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, you're totally entitled to your opinion. An ectopic pregnancy is a pregnancy developing anywhere other than the uterus.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Yeah, you're totally entitled to your opinion. An ectopic pregnancy is a pregnancy developing anywhere other than the uterus.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You know what they say: Opinions are like assholes...blah blah blah. You didn't fuck a dog did you?
