<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: see if im ever serious with you again ... *IMC INSTALLS SUPER ASSLHOLE PROGRAM VER 2.14*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Uh-oh... does that mean that you won't give my eulogy? I found a casket (thanks Tori) I found a dress. I found an urn. And I found a beautiful place to have the ceremony, with just enough seating for all of my friends!
<font size=4>¡¡¡NICE COFFIN!!!</font> that is one stylish luxury coffin... do you think it might levitate to the crematorium?? i mean look.. it's even floating... <font size=3>!!![/b]
I might as well go all out, eh? You're right! It is levitating! I looked at the crematory coffins. I kinda liked this one, but it wasn't fancy enough. [ May 27, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: why dont you hurry up and do it and shut the fuck up<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Check your email, shithead.
For some of you, this warning may be too late. For everyone else, take heed. A friend is having trouble with his computer system. It is causing serious problems. Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off. But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2.0 and Playboy 6.0. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware. Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover to his dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with Freenooky and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine, my friends, the disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain and any mistakes made automatically stored in Wife 1.0 HardDrive and cannot be deleted. They then re-surface months later. Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself. The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop Browser Pro for new attachments - Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled every week as does Creditcontrol 9.8. Harrods 1.0 can be deleted by Buckhouse anti-virus family edition (and the firewall "Passport" stops it entirely). It also refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't be eliminated. Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could be problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself!
Funny Tell him to go back to Drinking Mates 4.2. He used it for years without any problems. Or maybe he should try ManonMan 1.5? It seems to work well for a lot of people. I could go on with this, because it looks fun, but I need to find my bowl. It's the most pressing issue at the moment.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Or maybe he should try ManonMan 1.5? It seems to work well for a lot of people.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> naahh... go for the newer ManOnMan Millenium.. it supports skinning and plug-ins
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building: naahh... go for the newer ManOnMan Millenium.. it supports skinning and plug-ins<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> There you go. Problem solved... next?
well not really... that program usually has it's users calling up a helpdesk before long.. and it also has an increased risk of virii...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building: so are those his 'come to bed eyes' then?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i think she was looking at me from bed, i woke her up...yeah, i can see the pillow in the background. I must have been sitting or lying on the bed and she was sleeping next to me. i probably woke her up and she wanted me to stay with her. she cries and throws a fit if she cant see me or if she cant be next to me. she is very spoiled.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building: er... so those are her come to bed eyes then<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yeah i guess u could say that
Well,whichever way you choose,Nauseous,i hope it goes according to plan...you never know-it could be your corpse that catches the eye of one of the hunky young mortuary assistants!!!! [ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]
You never know. Hopefully, I'd have time to relieve myself before I died, so he wouldn't have a big mess to deal with. Fuck! He's into necrophilia... I doubt he'd care. I just hope he doesn't shave his pubic hair, like that guy. It looks so fucking stupid. Shaving may make the penis look bigger, but it's so WRONG!
