Im looking for my queen

Discussion in 'Dating and Relationships' started by Dwaine Scum, Jul 29, 2007.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Are you that woman to "complete" me? I hope so...



    Must not be allergic to duct tape adhesive, latex products, or either.
     
  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    You left out molten glass.
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you mean stage two glass, poured into their asshole
     
  4. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    That doesn't sound romantic to me. Maybe you need to re-examine your pick up lines Dwaine.
     
  5. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Me and Dwaine should just do a Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer.

    I get to be Otis.
     
  6. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    You had me at Duct Tape.
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I figured he had you at "queen".
     
  8. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Ouch. Point: Nauseous
     
  9. TheStreaker1337

    TheStreaker1337 New Member

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    Deep down, Oprah is the woman for Dwaine. He just can't bring himself to stand up to Steadman.
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    sheet, stedman is a ninja
     
  11. TheStreaker1337

    TheStreaker1337 New Member

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    I think it would be a good fight. I've got my money on you, though, Dwaine. Steadman has some big hands, but they mean nothing against a guy on P.C.P.
     
  12. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Oprah is an asshole. I'd rather watch a turd slide down my television screen than have to look at that hypocritical bitch.
     

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