i'm fuckin bored

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by pimpchichi, Mar 31, 2001.

  1. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SERIAL KILLER:
    and yes I meant to re-post that long ass shit...ok I'm lying, I suck just act like I'm not fucking here<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Done.
     
  2. Scrawine

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    i read this somewhere, dont ask me where cause it was a while back. this is what i remember:

    some guys that are not cucumsized complain of little feelings of sensation while having sex. because of this, they last a long time before reaching orgasm.

    pinkorbrown69: still need to take off some more...
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    Just because they last longer doesn't make the sex better!!

    Pinky you're a sick bastard!
     
  3. Skully

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    i read this somewhere, dont ask me where cause it was a while back. this is what i remember:

    some guys that are not cucumsized complain of little feelings of sensation while having sex. because of this, they last a long time before reaching orgasm.

    pinkorbrown69: still need to take off some more...
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    I heard the contrary. I heard that a circumcised penis has less sensation because it's so accustomed to being rubbed about constantly in one's undies. That kind of constant, direct contact somehow decreases the sensitivity of the penis.

    Uncircumcised guys, on the other hand, have the heads of their penises sheathed in skin from day one, so its protected from the harsh elements (your undies) and therefore retains its sensitivity. Makes the sex more intense for the guy, but worse for the woman (i.e., if he gets off in two minutes).

    But duration is important, isn't it? It's not the only thing when it comes to great sex, but it sure as hell beats the alternative...
     
  4. Scrawine

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Skully:
    I heard the contrary. I heard that a circumcised penis has less sensation because it's so accustomed to being rubbed about constantly in one's undies. That kind of constant, direct contact somehow decreases the sensitivity of the penis.

    Uncircumcised guys, on the other hand, have the heads of their penises sheathed in skin from day one, so its protected from the harsh elements (your undies) and therefore retains its sensitivity. Makes the sex more intense for the guy, but worse for the woman (i.e., if he gets off in two minutes).

    But duration is important, isn't it? It's not the only thing when it comes to great sex, but it sure as hell beats the alternative...
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    hehe one minute wonders!! the absolute WORST!!!!

     
  5. kitana

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    ...or "the three pump hump" - some girl was blabbing about her experience with this one guy and that was the nickname that she gave him.
     
  6. Clydie Scope

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Skully:
    Anyway, he never keeps a girl for long; he keeps getting dumped.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hehehehe....I know a guy with exactly the same problem!!

     
  7. Skully

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    This one time, at band camp, I met a guy who could perform auto-fellatio. He was a filthy pig, and all the girls loved him. Sunken chest, no chin, no shoulders and inordinately large feet, but he had a cock the size of a forearm (it wasn't yoga that let him get a mouthful).

    Anyway, he was a funny guy and we became good mates, despite his nasty habit, but then he went away. Now he works graveyard shift in a candle factory up north, spending his off time by the local creek, smokin dubes and playing his guitar by moonlight, thinking he's bob dylan or something.

    And that's what happened at band camp.
     
  8. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Clydie Scope:
    Hehehehe....I know a guy with exactly the same problem!!

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    hehehe.. yeah me too... well.. a woman with same problem...
     
  9. Clydie Scope

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    hehehe.. yeah me too... well.. a woman with same problem...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well what are we waiting for Pimp...let's introduce them...seem's to me they'd get on like a house on fire.
     
  10. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Clydie Scope:
    Well what are we waiting for Pimp<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hell to freeze over
     
  11. kitana

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    I learned in anatomy about a hormone imbalance that occurs in prepubescent boys. Like around the ages 8-10, their bodies start producing large amounts of testosterone. they mature quickly-grow a beard, pubic hair, etc. unfortunately, they have a sex drive from hell. they are very horny. i think the treatment was a hormone supressant or something like that.
    we also learned that some girls, when they reach puberty, dont produce estrogen, instead their bodies produce testosterone. they develop as males-grow facial hair, male pattern body hair. worse thing-the clitoris grows to resemble a small penis. its usually surgically removed.
     
  12. Skully

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    I know this one poor bastard, he can't stop having sex. He'll blow a load in ten minutes, but then he's right back on ya, going for seconds - and thirds and fourths...with virtually no break in between.

    The girls might think this a good thing, but his own girlfriends, according to him, hate it. They call him things like "animal" and so forth, because his sex drive NEVER WANES!

    It's a hell for him, because he's never satisfied, and it's a nuisance to his girlfriends who are sick of his constant advances! Anyway, he never keeps a girl for long; he keeps getting dumped.
     

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