Hmmm... Ok Seeing as everyone else is spilling the beans guess I should also... Only two people here knew and one dick forgot about it even though I managed to insult them with a jibe about it once I think... Yes I have to say I met my old man on the Internet... If anyone takes any notice of what I say they will know I have posted shit about what cock sucks most English - especially Essex blokes are (the ones I have been with anyway). I didn't go looking for him and he wasn't looking either... We are both into the punk-skinhead scene and have the same sick humour and have maybe too much in common... I was pretty fucked up from too many drugs from the time I was at uni and when I left spent most of my time at my best friends house on her computer on her ICQ :O Got my own in the end with me own profile and we started talking in May... Anyway after going to Greece and getting fucking wankered on Ritsena for 2 weeks and fucking with a few English arseholes...found out i missed talking to him so when I got back I arranged to come out for 3 weeks in August. The rest as they say is history... I arrived on the 9th and we got engaged on the 26th. One person in "RL" knows the truth... both our respective families have different stories as to how me met. But I am beginning not to care as I know about 20 to 25 people in RL and from the Internet who have met people on here... Anyway he gives me good sex and I wanna live in America... He can also beat the shit outta people which is what I love in a bloke...Thats not including me although there was one time when he sorta punched me on the head - not hard - coz he was wankerd and I told him I had smoked a joint with coke in it at uni (Ex-straight - still hates all drugs apart from weed)... Thats why I love him to death though. hmmmm... wheres that ICQ marriages link Oh... U-T didn't break my heart the dirty lesbo has gone all psycho... I don't think she likes me no more... Being deadly serious she told me to fuck off and leave Nursey alone as she wanted to get back in her good books as she really likes her. I don't care if she gets pissed off at me for telling everyone she told me she fancied her a bit and thought Pimp was "ok" looking and that she would like a 3some one day... She got all raggety when I started asking why she had a change of heart and she said it was cos I kept on dismissing her sexual advances...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg the Insane: Oddly enough, I have friend named Kevin who met his wife over ICQ. She moved from Michigan to be with him and a little more than a year later they were married. She has a little one on the way now.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ah... she has a little one on the way now and he doesn't? What a brazen hussy!
Im lonley, and and the only people i meet on ICQ are assholes like this... Maybe I should see a shrink and start taking ani-depressants again...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Punk Whore Wank: Oh... U-T didn't break my heart the dirty lesbo has gone all psycho... I don't think she likes me no more... Being deadly serious she told me to fuck off and leave Nursey alone as she wanted to get back in her good books as she really likes her. I don't care if she gets pissed off at me for telling everyone she told me she fancied her a bit and thought Pimp was "ok" looking and that she would like a 3some one day... She got all raggety when I started asking why she had a change of heart and she said it was cos I kept on dismissing her sexual advances... oh well <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OMFG!!!!!HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!WANK!!!!WANK!!!YOU MADE MY FUCKING DAY!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ...and IMC is the only person invited to bed with me and Pimp!. ...I fantasise about us all tucked up in bed together (with IMC in the middle)...Pimp with his long brown fur coat and shades,me with my little polka dot gauzy neglige,sparkly thong and pussycat ears ,and IMC with his girl guide/Ouchy the clown/Barney outfit...all snorting shitloads of coke ,Pimp on the mobile arranging for more drugs to be delivered,IMC mirthfully telling me the most disgusting fucking fucked up stories i've ever heard We most definitely won't be going to bed with Uninvited Slime ...hahahahahahahaha!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: Im lonley, and and the only people i meet on ICQ are assholes like this... Maybe I should see a shrink and start taking ani-depressants again...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> COME ON NOW,IMC!!!He doesn't look ALL THAT BAD!And if you could just lower your damn standards a little,you could be flinging a *!!!PARTY!!!*-your house full to <<<OVERFLOWUNG>>> with lots of ~caring,loving cockwipes~ like: ~Future wife?~ ~Future mistress?~ 'Buddy'/theological guidance ~Best 'buddy'~ 'A friend in need is a friend indeed!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Well you'd be one of the few who would get invited to the <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Cool,but their better be an open bar or I'm protesting....with my pants off.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Well you'd be one of the few who would get invited to the <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Nursey JESUS!!! ...Me and Pimp could do with doing less E in the lead up to the big day. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> the weddings back on?.. why wasn't I consulted??
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Punk Whore Wank: Being deadly serious she told me to fuck off and leave Nursey alone as she wanted to get back in her good books as she really likes her. I don't care if she gets pissed off at me for telling everyone she told me she fancied her a bit and thought Pimp was "ok" looking and that she would like a 3some one day...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL.. hey that reminds me... Nursey, we 'forgot' to go and have a threesome with that 'eckie-slut', Ruth, on the 3rd of january...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Punk Whore Wank: We are both into the punk-skinhead scene and have the same sick humour and have maybe too much in common... I was pretty fucked up from too many drugs from the time I was at uni and when I left spent most of my time at my best friends house on her computer on her ICQ :O Got my own in the end with me own profile and we started talking in May... Anyway after going to Greece and getting fucking wankered on Ritsena for 2 weeks and fucking with a few English arseholes...found out i missed talking to him so when I got back I arranged to come out for 3 weeks in August. The rest as they say is history... I arrived on the 9th and we got engaged on the 26th. One person in "RL" knows the truth... both our respective families have different stories as to how me met. But I am beginning not to care as I know about 20 to 25 people in RL and from the Internet who have met people on here... Anyway he gives me good sex and I wanna live in America... He can also beat the shit outta people which is what I love in a bloke...Thats not including me although there was one time when he sorta punched me on the head - not hard - coz he was wankerd and I told him I had smoked a joint with coke in it at uni (Ex-straight - still hates all drugs apart from weed)... Thats why I love him to death though.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Holiday in Greece Then to US No employer would stand for that, so no job? He hits you for something you did before you met him & you love him for it Is daddy a dentist? Or a GP perhaps? I wonder where Jarvis Cocker got his "Common People" lyrics from?
I worked in a bar up till I went to Greece. I wroked in a cash-and carry on nights till I went to America. I am working in a Playschool when I get back this week. It wasn't realy a punch. Sort of a slap and it was an accident... I exagerate sometimes... Pulp suck cock. Whats your problem anyway?
No problem! Just didnay make too much sense. Sounded like (and I've known and hated a few of these) a dentist's or a GP's daughter with all their personal problems, strife and unfair lives. Not forced to work, sports cars, night after night out with shit loads of drugs, but all they do is complain how shit life is. Pulp may well suck cock, but I could remeber the lyrics cos it reminds me of those silly middle class, wine with every meal psycho bitches. But give em credit where it's due, they're usually fucking filthy[?B] in the sack.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wanker: Hmmm... Blar blar I met my old man on the Internet... both into the punk-skinhead scene BlarBlarblarblar fucked up from too many drugs blarblablarbla started talking in May... arranged to come out for 3 weeks in August. arrived on the 9th and we got engaged on the 26th. ... He can also beat the shit outta people which is what I love in a bloke...Thats not including me although there was one time when he sorta punched me on the head - ... Thats why I love him to death though. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Jeezus Wank. I knew you were a fucked up unit but I didn't realise the extent of the problem. I just kinda thaught you were a bit of a looser. I didn't realise it was a lifestyle choice. My deepest sympathy. I won't bag you any more.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Why the FUCK are we telling this lot anything???? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hands up anyone who did not know this already?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: Jeezus Wank. I knew you were a fucked up unit but I didn't realise the extent of the problem. I just kinda thaught you were a bit of a looser. I didn't realise it was a lifestyle choice. My deepest sympathy. I won't bag you any more. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is it really that bad,RR?:eek o units like Blank not show at least some encouraging signs of improvement after a few years of intensive treatment?Fucks sake,Blank!If Stranger Retard Ranger thinks you're a lost cause,you really must be retarded beyond measure!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Is it really that bad,RR?:eek <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oooops!Freudian slip!
Besides, I'm not doing retards this year. I got a class of year 6 mainstream kids. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
