If you were marooned

And no shagging in the life raft wait till you get to the islnad we dont want it to capside

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
We cooks tend to be pretty laid back actually. Though the lack of cigarettes and beer would start to wear on me after a while.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll be there.

Actually I wouldn't wana be stranded with any of you! Maybe a chick, but thats thinking with my dick. Even then my chances would be pretty slim.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
OK, OK, OK Chester and L'il Devil can come as well...anyone else whilst the fucking life raft is here? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, me you fucker, is there room for Rat if she sits on my face?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lil_devil:
You mean bastard,what'd I ever do to you?Thanks a frickin' lot. I wanted to come along too...
as long as i wasnt one of the dying ones,or used as bait to catch food. Or as the food itself. I watch Survivor damnit, I'd be good if everyone was stranded!!!!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's ok, we can go on my yaht instead and drink fine wines and go past the shipwrecked fugylites and giggle.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Nursey cause she's hot and she always has some dank ass drugs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was gonna say klitana too but after reading this post i gotta say nursey too,and i notice no one said they'd wanna be marooned with me,i feel so unloved.

 

the thought of being marooned with anyone scares me. Hence the reason I will not travel

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
no one said they'd wanna be marooned with me,i feel so unloved.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me either tommy, but don't fret me old mucker, we'll sneak up on them in the dead of night and rob all their drugs n booze, sink ross's yacht and kidnap a couple of the fuglyites, all the while shouting aaarrr jim lad and all sorts of other pirate shit.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
It's ok, we can go on my yaht instead and drink fine wines and go past the shipwrecked fugylites and giggle.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

whoo-hoo! a yacht! Im game for that. of course, I wil need a new wardrobe that would look appropriate whilst aboard a yacht.. *hint hint*

 

on a yacht?..
well at most it'd be a few square inches of fabric and a few bits of string

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
on a yacht?..
well at most it'd be a few square inches of fabric and a few bits of string<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not even that if it was this bloke's yacht.

 

yes it would.. they wear bikinis first if you'll check

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
yes it would.. they wear bikinis first if you'll check<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You bother to watch those clips?

 

no i just looked at the thumbnails on that page.. y'know the ones where they're on a boat wearing a few inches of fabric and a few bits of string

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
no i just looked at the thumbnails on that page.. y'know the ones where they're on a boat wearing a few inches of fabric and a few bits of string<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This is so fucking literal and tame for your 5999th post. Hope your 6000th is a scorcher!