If you had a Time Machine what would you do with it?

You like when GJ fantasizes about cocksmoking huh. Well just keep that shit to yourself.

 

Exactly or the pink tiera in your case.

 

Dan do us all a favor go hit up Nursey on Yahoo and you too talk about your prom nights that never where.

Then you two can talk about some of her bullshit that that is keeping America down like Geroge Bush fly fishing on Pablo Escobar. When he should have been looking into why the sky is blue.

Then it will lead to sex talk and both of you can rub on yourselfs while Phil Collins is playing in the background.


I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment, all my life, Oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
Well, if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend
But I don't know if you know who I am
Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off the grin, I know
where you've been It's all been a pack of lies
And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
Well I remember, I remember don't worry
How could I ever forget, it's the first time, the last time we ever met
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you don't fool me The hurt doesn't show; but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to you or me
And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord...

That will at least save the rest of us an hour or so without having to see you two post some nonfunny nonintresting and just plain useless shit.

 

Grimy, your obsession with Dan has been unhealthy for a while now. And now you're dragging Nursey into it all too?

Take care, take care my friend. Tis a slippery slope, t'wards who knows what, that you are carelessly traipsing down.

 

I've seen Nursey post some funny shit. Don't lump her in with Dan.

 

Who for who now, Dan pops up comes at me and I shut him down and go on my marry way. As far as the other goes. Snip for snip.

 

Phhhhhhhbbt

 

I think it is funny that no one thinks dan is a chemical engineer/medical student but no one has argued the fact that he likes to smoke pole like the mayor of new orleans likes to smoke blunts. That and he was mad that the chocolate city speach wasnt in reference to ass sex.

 

See that. I called it. Those mofos love to fantasize about smoking pole. Couple of three dollar bills if you ask me.

 

Thats funny cause you didnt make fun of the way I spelled 'speach'. you must be one hell of an engineer.

of course I guess those with downs syndrome could be engineers too. dont be mad, life goes on.

 

Arguing with Dan is playing midget baseball. No matter what you put out there, it's going to be over his head.

 

i knew phatboy was a lame from his first post .....

 

smiles i like the way you put the 'anti-smileys' in your post, that must be the face you get when you pull your pants down in front of a girl.

:shock: "It looks like a penis, only smaller" :cry:

"Oh no its not the smallest I have seen, well maybe on someone over 12" :roll:

Dont feel bad smiles. There are times i feel pretty lame too, then i read your post and the lame feeling goes away.

 

Easy Smiles, he's from Georgia.

 

Smiles maybe you did not get the memo we are being nice to noobs this month.

 

NA-UHHHHHHHHH

 

Well I am going to go to bed before my lameness becomes contagious. I will try not to be so lame tomorrow.

Smiles, dont stare at my ass when I leave.

 

as long as i can do it AS you leave

 

Oh my god - STOP IT GRIM! Can't you see? All you're doing is hurting yourself even more! And i wouldn't listen to YOUR FAVOURITE PHIL COLLINS SONG with anyone...but you. When i hear it, the memories of your car's cloying air freshener mixed with KFC 'chicken fingers' and your cheap, overpowering cologne come flooding back. But now that's over. Dan and i actually listen to 'Su-sussdio' most of the time...but also 'Shiney Happy People' by R.E.M. You see? I'm sorry Grim, but things have moved on.
Incase anyone is wondering what this is about, i should explain. Grim and i had a special affiliation that gave meaning to his very existence. Meaning which was to one day come clattering down when i insensitively made this remark....the remark which would spur Grim to launch a hundred tortured, impotent attacks in my direction...culminating in his dramatic copy-pasting of 'IN THE AIR TONIGHT' ...which was our song....in a desperate effort to communicate to me the torment that has his whole world turned upside down. Torment which he expresses best when he angrily sings me this other Phil Collins song down the phone...



How can I just let you walk away
just let you leave without a trace?
When I stand here taking every breath with you

Ooh
you're the only one who really knew me at all.
How can you just walk away from me when all I can do is watch you leave'
'cos we shared the laughter and the pain and even shared the tears.
You're the only one who really knew me at all.
So take a look at me now
well
there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me
Just the memory of your face.
Oh
take a look at me now
there's just an empty space

And you coming back to me is against the odds

And that's what I've got to face.
I wish I could just make you turn around
turn around and see me cry.
There's so much I need to say to you
so many reasons why.
You're the only one who really knew me at all.
So take a look at me now
well
there's just an empty space

And there's nothing left here to remind me

Just the memory of your face.
Now take a look at me now
'cos there'c just an empty space

But to wait for you is all I can do and that's what I've got to face.
Take a look at me now
'cos I'll still be standing here

And you coming back to me is against all odds

It's the chance I've got to take. - Take a look at me now.


Please Grim...you must stop this. You don't know how distressing it is for people to see your stunted, retardo outbursts while you flail helplessly around in the puddle of sewage you accidentally made on the floor. :|

 

Is it just me or does no one else bother to read anything she writes?