If you had a Time Machine what would you do with it?

Oh of course! It can't be that I don't read your silly articles you always post because they bore me! Or that you're smarter-than-you attitude disgusts me, are that I'm sad I'm the only one who knows the end of the world is coming :cry:

 

With any luck, Barry's going to home in on that suffering to give you some good, christian loving, and i'm not going to help you.

 

And with any luck Dr. Dan will catch a wiff[/i] of your nasty, rotten and prescribe you a cork to stuff in it once and for all.

 

So. Cutting. My nasty rotten has recoiled from the vicious jibes Smurfslappa is making about it.

 

*waits for stupid 13 year old boy style retort*

 

No? Ok then, i'm off.

 

At last! That was actually quite funny. Oh yeah...i lied.

 

Nursey at this point I think you can relax and let those twin evil titties of..ummm....evil?go on auto-pilot and type responses for you. But wait, there shouldn't be a point to that, after all the world is ending this...umm..wait....last October at the latest I mean.

 

Nigga please, that was when the depression was supposed to kick off, and I think Nursey was even thinking for a second back then that it might do so, too. It's a-comin though Schmedy-boy. And I drink to your bones tonight!

 

The tune keeps a-changing. Drink away my boy!

 

One could drink away on autopilote with a timemachine. Returning to sobriety, or just tipsiness every once in awhile. Maybe stay in a continous orgasmand check out if relative time would reduce its effect.

Dancers at the end of time; Thats a good one by Michael Moorcock. Something for Smurfslapper to read while waiting for the cousins to come homeafter cockroachhunting.

I think that should read "I drink OF your bones tonight"
Sounds more impressive anyway. And since bonescontain close to 70% fluidyou could even drink his bones. NowThats impressive !

 

I always just figure GJ recruited smurfslappa and diogenes to come to fugly on some gay forum and that GJ and Dhengis Khan are some kind of couple as they talk about making "movies" (hahahha .....movies) together. They both showed up about the same time.

 

Wow Dan, that was hilarious. Let me clean my self up I was laughing so hard. You're a stupid prick Dan. As for time travel, I don't think I would go to any time but my own. If I travelled into the past I'd have far to much of an advantage and that would inherently throw off the playing field. If I travelled into the future it would leave me with an insurmountable knowledge deficit. It might be cool to go into the past and talk with all the people that I hold up as icons of wisdom though, all language barriers aside.

 

I'm not really joking. The idea crossed my mind a couple of times and I couldn't really dismiss it. In fact it is entirely possible.

 

That's because me and Kahn are friends in real life cock smoker we have been for about 15 years.

 

You know, I skim read that the first time and I could have sworn you said you and Khan are "real life cock smokers".

I was going to applaud your honesty and congratulate you on finding the courage to come out at last, but then I re-read the post ... oh well.

 

You know I laughed, after I reread it fast as well.

 

that was pretty good, Of course the good part was that you called dan a cocksmoker.

 

Well ya know if the shoe fits.