If you had a Time Machine what would you do with it?

Theoretically an infinite number. And it wouldn't matter, because in a multiverse with infinite possible outcomes, infinitely repeating, he would eventually come back and influence my thought again, where I would again annoy you on fuglyforums. The cycle of causality is unbreakable, unless if you assume linear history, then you could just kill my mother and the problem never would have occured and will never occur.

 

Grim does not need to go back in time to do Chesters mom, does he ?

Theoretical physics ? Isnt that applied MATH ?

 

This is starting to remind me of that 'time cop' movie that Jean Claude did. That wasnt very good either.

 

That is why the whole idea is stupid. It's a universe, and there ain't no going back because you can't undo what's been done to all that matter. Even the world's biggest idiot is capable of grasping time travel, which is why the idea has persisted for so long. But when they started talking about an infinite number of multiverses, I said whatever with the whole damn thing.

Sorry to burst your bubble diogenes, but it is philosophy. If it ever turned out to be true - which it won't - then it would be on the plane of quantum physics, and that's where you'd find it explained. But alas, they have yet to find one of these other muliverses, or evidence that another even exists, or how it would exist....

Goddam, at least I can see my end of the world coming. You're over there just like any other one of the other sci-fi fantasy nerds, eating up every damn thing one of these idiot "scientists" is trying to force down your throat, with fanciful language and wishful thinking.

Here's an article you might find interesting: Printable Bacon. It's the wave of the future!

 

You all smoke a lot of weed don't you?

This whole thread reminds me of the scene from Animal House. Pinto gets high for the first time, and then contemplates that the entire universe could just be an molecule in his fingernail.

It is hilarious when you are stoned. Otherwise, I don't get it.


So answer the question. Where would you go and why?

Barry

 

I'd go way, way back and watch that huge as comet zap the shit out of Mars and suck it's atmosphere off. Watching something like that would be cool. Also I'd have to see Atlantis sink. Maybe I'd ride a Griffin while I was there.

 

European particle-physicists have transported electrons in time many years ago. Timetravel as such exists. Even americans have done that these days.
The only thing missing for full application is infinite energy and infinite conducting-capacity. ( And maybe a way to stear the thing. Hm . Yep !@ and to put the tiny pieces back together in the right order ). But it exists. Danish did it at least six years ago. The experiment has been repeated all over the world now. Timetravel :wink:

Its not philosophy. Its math. I am going back to deposit some money and reap the financial benefits. Then i am going forwards to buy the coolest spaceyacht and then i am going back with full medical to take over the world and rule it forever and ever. Boored !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

With my luck I would go back and catch the black death and die before I could get back and get some 'tussin. Or I would catch some weird case of VD from a slut from the midwest. Of course I could do that now.

 

Hell you can still get a weird case of VD from a slut in the midwest, just go see Nursey

 

Since they haven't finished the math on it yet, it's still philosophy. The electrons they sent through time are not protons and neutrons. They didn't send the electrons back in time.

I was ragging on the idea of being able to go back through time and change the past. That's stupid, fanciful thinking. I wholeheartedly believe that it's possible to propel yourself into the future, you just won't be able to go back to the time from whence you came.

 

So if you got pimp slapped into next week, you couldnt go back and get that week back?

 

Yes, i should really wipe down my large, rubber wanguette between uses...Grim's asshole is suffering quite a disgusting, odious weepage...but he did insist upon reversing onto the weaponry, spread and pouting before taking it up to the hilt and 'switching the beat on' in order to pump in rhythm with my vigorous tempo.

 

Do you speaka english, Or does making long winded statments like you do make your asshole pucker with pride. And your clit puff a little bit more to the touch of that cold dark hand of yours knowing its the only thing that loves you, But deep down you also know it would leave if it was not attached to your arm. In some places the abuse you inflict on yourself could be considered rape.

 

Actually, you're the only one who gets any sexual release from this dull, predictable encounter. *auto-pumps while reading todays paper*

 

Sorry Nursey, that odious weepage post was pretty lame. Very lame, in fact... and you do post too many damn quotes. Not enough end of the world stuff.

 

Only as good as what i'm given to work with, and 'midwest slut with V.D. see Nursey' was kind of limitive. And anyway, when did you become Grim's right hand testicle?

 

Make me laugh ho and start talking about the end of the world and I'll chime in on your side more often. Also stop looking at mini-conspiracies. Put all that shit together already.

 

No, if you are happy nestled in under Grim's cock then that is where you must stay. What makes you think i want you cheerleading for me anyway? Not as if i need it.

 

Well if you're happy being a crabby whore than that is what you must remain. "Oh! They're doing it for the money! They're doing it for their PNAC agenda!" Keep thinking you're smart, Nursey.

 

Yeah, blah blah etc. - just you carry on making up weak excuses as to why you and Grim need to criticise me in order to get some forum action. But it's not really very convincing. :|