If you could have dinner with ...

Softcock.

 

That's from smoking, the drinking has nothing to do with my inability to keep it up.

 

If you want to have dinner with three corpses, be our guest...

 

If those 3 corpses were still able to speak it could be fascinating to sit down with Nietzsche, Kant, and Chuang Tzu.

 

He's not all sam I am all the time. He was actually pretty brilliant, if even by accident.

 

Have you ever dug through Geisel's war cartoons from WWII? It's interesting stuff, shows the politics of the times, not much different then things are now.

 

... and what would you be eating?

 

German and chinese food, duh. Doesn't really matter, the conversation would be the important part.

 

Brine shrimp, strained through cheesecloth via white wine.

 

Sea monkey killer! :x

 

The three people I would like to had dinner with are:

1) Albert Einstein

2) Alexander the Great

3) Leonardo da Vinci

In my opinion, they would all make fantastic dinner guests.

if a subsititute had to be made, it would have to be Nikola Tesla

 

Nikola Tesla? That quack?

 

Did YOU actually call someone a quack??

 

I'm just jealous, since I wouldn't have thought of Tesla. I actually think the guy was a genius. He knew electromagnetism was the driving force of the planet's and stars before... well, I guess the idiots at our space agencies still haven't figured it out. Tesla is teh smart.

 

Two of those three are gay. Might be best not to sit them next to each other.

 

That's wouldn't be that bad, just don't seat them behind each other.

 

I'm killing sea monkies right now.. *yank yank yank*

 

Sounds to me more like you're liberating them.

 

only for a few moments..... then they get devoured

 

1. Fritz Haarman - on the menu - Pork Bellies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Haarmann
Why? The guy was a world class psychopath. I love pyschopaths. I find them interesting.

2. John the Baptist - on the menu- Honey and Locust
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew 3:4&version=31
Why? The dude grew uo with Jesus. His cousin in fact. I want to ask him what Jesus was like as a kid.

3. John "Big Daddy" Bishop - on the menu - his special BBQ Ribs, just one more time.
http://www.dreamlandbbq.com/main/history.asp
Why? The original Dreamland in Tuscaloosa was a icon of the Old South. Big Daddy died, and his kids franchised the resturant. The original was amazing. The franchises suck. Just one more time I would like to eat his cooking and see if he would tell me the secret.



Barry