<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Evil bitch Titana: No, i would cause an "accident" so that mom wouldnt conceive or would miscarry <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Or... you could sneak into her room at night and perform your own hysterectomy, whilst she is there tied to the bed with tape over her mouth, and a look of fear and pain in her eyes wondering what this strange person who may... shit no, inbreds... a person who likes extremly similar to her self is doing....? Then you can watch as you fade away holding her... bloody uterus just an idea?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: u guys are fucking nasty! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah... sorry about that. Me and my guys here are really sick... turns around and shouts to the everyone in my room... aren't we? ooooh...? whats that? it's the deafening sound of silence... (apart from the whiry computer noises)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself: turns around and shouts to the everyone in my room... aren't we? ooooh...? whats that? it's the deafening sound of silence... (apart from the whiry computer noises) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> guess u r on your own
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: guess u r on your own <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No fooling you... Just, myself and I...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself: No fooling you... Just, myself and I...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ahhh! i have seen pornos that start that way!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Augh! You sure know how to ruin a moment. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I was referring to kitty litter to soak up all the blood... Not like you won't get a little messy if you're playing around with broken glass...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: 1980 so that i can prevent myself from being born<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> haha! paradox!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: BTW: Better bring plenty of absorbant material to the cement factory...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Augh! You sure know how to ruin a moment.
I would go back to the time of old Noah and stow away on that ark. I would take with me a can of Insecticide. I would bring back a pair of unicorns and a dozen fairies, elves and leprechauns.
Assuming that time travel was possible, I would choose to go back in time two days. I would not take anything with me. Thats right. I would go buck naked with only the memory of what Wednesday's winning lotto jackpot numbers were. I would then steal a dollar or beg for one and I would play the numbers and then hold onto the ticket until today when my "past self" went into the past. That way I would avoid causing a paradox. Then I would assume his life along with my 13 million dollars. The same amount of matter would exist in the universe so I would cause any changes in the time-space continuity. Plus, the only thing I'd be changing after that is my future as a rich man. People might say, why not take back an almanac and go further back in time? Well, even the slightest changes can cause all of time to change and things would never be the same. Scores and things would also change and you'd just lose your money. Some might even ask me "Why don't you go back and find a way to hold onto your lost love?" Good question. Even though it really sucks that I lost my Loree Beth, I'm totally satisfied with how my life turned out. I have no regrets and no desire to alter what or who I am. Everything that has happened in my past has made me who I am today. And as sad as this may sound, I like my life just the way it is. Sure I've lost some wonderful things and I've made some bad mistakes. But those are the things I've learned from and draw from when I make future decisions. No one should want to change themself. Be happy with who you are and what you've become. Remember that not everyone is going to like you. So don't try to force them. Hold on to the things that you treasure and keep them close to your heart. Birthdays have a strange way of making you remember just what you do have and what you've experienced. Be thankful for the life you've led and the lives you've touched. Otherwise, what the hell are you living for? Peace out, Cheeze
Damn... What kind of drugs did you get for your birthday, and where can I get some? Good idea about the lotto, too...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: i gave him a basket of "The Mix" variety of drugs, very nice if u take em all at once<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm going to pass on "The Mix" ~ it sounds wonderful and all, but I'm just trying to limit my intake of Midol this month.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: I'm just trying to limit my intake of Midol this month.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Fuck u, Lomo, it was not Midol! i dont even use that shit, i take the pain like a man*! *curled up in a ball and crying
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time: Anyone got anything for really bad toothache ..it hurts and i'm a big baby when it comes to pain<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> want me to pull it out?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time: Anyone got anything for really bad toothache ..it hurts and i'm a big baby when it comes to pain<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm being quite honest here, (don't get used to it, it happens once in a blue moon here on fugly)... Don't crush aspirin up and put it directly on the tooth, it eats away enamel, and will make it worse. Try swishing some warm saltwater through your teeth (about a tablespoon of salt for every cup of water), instead. Also, Ibuprofen (Motrin, Advil) would probably be the best OTC pain reliever, as it's an anti-inflammatory drug (reduces swelling). You can take up to 800mg of Ibuprofen at a time, just give it 4-6 hours between doses.
