I knew it

Habibi Barbie does not approve of your lifestyle, clothing or demeanor

 

BRING IT ON (AGAIN)! I'll just come back, badder than ever.

 

My throat hurts and I have a fever and feel blah. Swine Flu is running rampant around here. I feel like I got it when I paid my water bill Friday.

I have been avoiding all kinds of places... not eating anywhere or anything to try to avoid it and now I'm all paranoid that I have it.

 

Someone at work uses that phrase as an euphemism for taking a piss. Did you mean it that way, or were you describing the physical activity of going somewhere to pay a bill?

I'm leaning towards the latter, since you admitted in previous posts to paying bills by chiseling stones with a hammer and sending them off via carrier pigeon...

 

Yeah, I paid it in person. It was that or pay the $10 late fee for mailing it late.

 

Mighty glad I don't have to depend on you to ignite a couple sticks ablaze to cook my daily meals.

 

I only feed myself and my dogs. You'd be up shit creek.

You're gonna have to find a redneck who likes guns and likes to cook. Only problem will be her choice of clothing, hair and music that you will not like.

 

Applications are still available, but a few contenders to the throne have applied... More to follow.

 

Stay smart and don't ever get married.

 

I must procreate, however... I would be robbing mankind if I didn't pass my seed on for future generations to loathe!

 

You really want to breed? I can throw you an egg since I'm all fertile now, but I don't want to raise it or be pregant. I'll be able to provide some broken ones here hopefully in a few days.

 

So, what... I'm supposed to be like Arnold?

 

Red X?

 

Kinda. Yeah.

Just google image search the movie poster of Arnold in that movie "Junior," smartass.