I had Jury Duty this morning

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dawn, Dec 3, 2001.

  1. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    I'm sure Officer Friendly would've written you a citation of some sort... that'd have been some paper...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Incidentally, it is thin enough to use as a rolling paper in a pinch. Doesn't taste as good or smoke as evenly as the Bible, but it is slightly more gratifying.
     
  2. Stranger

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    Stranger: how old are u?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I only told you last week!
    I'm a grown up
     
  3. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
    I'm a grown up <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    then what are u doing here?
     
  4. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Lomo! my ass is delicate. it doesnt have flakes of skin and hair all over it like yours
     
  5. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    Incidentally, it is thin enough to use as a rolling paper in a pinch. Doesn't taste as good or smoke as evenly as the Bible, but it is slightly more gratifying.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Fuck yeah it is!
     
  6. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    Lomo! my ass is delicate. it doesnt have flakes of skin and hair all over it like yours <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's amazing what a little airbrushing will do...
     
  7. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    whut? u stick an air brush up your ass??? is there something we should know???
     
  8. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    whut? u stick an air brush up your ass??? is there something we should know???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No, I was referring to the removal of unsightly warts, scabs, hair, etc. taken away by the quick airbrushing job you did on your anal pic...
     
  9. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    No, I was referring to the removal of unsightly warts, scabs, hair, etc. taken away by the quick airbrushing job you did on your anal pic...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    shut up!
    i did no such thing!
    there were no touch ups on that pic
     
  10. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    shut up!
    i did no such thing!
    there were no touch ups on that pic
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hold on, Lomo. It could be she took it with one of those fuzzy lenses they use on zit faced high schoolers for their senior pictures.

    Wait a minute.... maybe that is her senior picture.
     
  11. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    Hold on, Lomo. It could be she took it with one of those fuzzy lenses they use on zit faced high schoolers for their senior pictures.

    Wait a minute.... maybe that is her senior picture.
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    no, that one was done with my computer digi cam. its not that good quality.

    unfortunately, i never took my senior pictures
     
  12. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    then what are u doing here? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Is there an age limit Tit?

     
  13. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:
    Is there an age limit Tit?

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no, fuglyites are not grown ups
     
  14. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    Lomo! my ass is delicate. it doesnt have flakes of skin and hair all over it like yours <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *shudders*

    It does?
     
  15. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    *shudders*

    It does?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    unfortunately, yes, but he uses a wire brush to remove the ugly layer and expose the nicer layer underneath
     
  16. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    unfortunately, yes, but he uses a wire brush to remove the ugly layer and expose the nicer layer underneath <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I call it courtesy. Would you rather be kissing my ass when it's still ugly? Shit, I'm doing you a favor, you'd best be thankful and STFU...
     
  17. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    I call it courtesy. Would you rather be kissing my ass when it's still ugly? Shit, I'm doing you a favor, you'd best be thankful and STFU...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    NOT courtesy!

    you only do it for yourself b/c you cant stand picking off all the dingleberries
     
  18. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    NOT courtesy!

    you only do it for yourself b/c you cant stand picking off all the dingleberries
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, if you'd do a better job with your tongue, maybe I wouldn't have to!
     
  19. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    no, fuglyites are not grown ups<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oooooooooh... Ok.

    Thats why your a virgin... trying to keep that youthfulness?

     
  20. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    Oooooooooh... Ok.

    Thats why your a virgin... trying to keep that youthfulness?

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no! i just havent had sex yet, thats all
     

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