I fucking about died laughing at this

Is there a wrong time.

 

Just while he's home. Sneak in while he's off at the track and take a number in the front room.

 

I hear she does an excellent impersonation of a circus seal playing the horns.

 

I'm not starting about her smel again . .

trying. .

oh dammit . . .


She smells like one too


..


sorry bout that[/i]

 

Oh man, wow I was laughing at those so hard. Man it clever how you swapped up those mom jokes and replaced it with my wife.

Man can I hire you guys as writers?

 

Only if you go to work while we're writing.

 

Oh, come on. The circus seal was good.

 

I'm at work lol.

 

time to rock, we only need 2 more for the circus seal.

 

She is going to be TIRED after this.

 

Come on guys try harder. You are getting better but you still no where near my level.

 

Look, just because you've been involved in a gangbang on your wife and we haven't doesn't make us a lower level than you.

 

*yawn* how about some grandmother jokes.

 

Lately, its like I get the feeling you're a bit of a condesending asshole. . .its vague though. I can't recall laughing at any of your posts Grim. You find funny stuff sometimes, but you yourself aren't funny.

So, I guess I agree with you.

 

It's hard to be funny over the net. You don't really get a feel for the persons inflection and tone, which is usually half of the joke. Imagine Mitch Hedburg typing in forums. He wouldn't be funny at all.

 

Its all in context. I have a cross between very dry and perverted humor. I use vague reference most people don't get unless they are "smart" Not in an insulting way. I can go very many directions. Like anyone I don't play everyone. As long as I laugh and the few I know will get it laugh I'm happy.

 

Ok, I take it back. You got a funny in on me.

 

Gee, I never used to find you funny at all. But now you've explained to me exactly how you're funny, I've come to realise that in fact you're totally hilarious.

Thanks, man.

 

Yeah and being a sarcastic asshole is orignal I mean no one does that on the net. :roll:

 

You just did.