i thought i was preggers too since after me and Frenchie broke the lambskin condom i was suddenly sick. but i'm not. i have been on the rag since Friday when i went to the Bahamas with Frenchie. i was gonna take pictures of the "murder scene" in the hotel bed but it just wasnt gross enough to win a contest. you'll have to take my word about the menses. i aint sendin ya no pictures of my fat ass either. i dont care if you think i am lying. but i will say this: last night was the 3rd time in the past 2 weeks i ate duck with stuffing. all i did in the bahamas was shop and eat fried seafood. i just polished off a bowl full of shrimp scampi-stylie containing a half stick of butter and a half cup of olive oil and i thought i would read the boards while shoving my face full of Bacardi Pina Colada Cake. how the fuck could i not be fat? oh yeah, i have hypothyroidism too and i am wearing sweatpants. beat that biaaaatch!
Well, thank fuck you're not pregnant. I was wondering about that. And you're back with Frenchie... hope you made him grovel. I am looking forward to a crime scene morning soon. I can't wait to sleep on a towel. I just started taking Provera to kick start the menses because ever since I had that enormous ovarian cyst removed my shit's been fucked up. I've probably gained 5 pounds or so in the last week. I'm literally gaining on you and if you have hypothyroidism at least you have an excuse. I think I may get tested for it as well. Although it doesn't always cause you to gain weight. I don't eat meat, but I make up for it in junk food. And mind you, my job is sitting on my ass all day and not running crazy around a hospital, muscle weights more than fat. Elastic waistbands rule! I'm wearing ozzy pants and no bra so my boobs are resting on a roll.
Mine finished last weekend. So I am definatly not pregnant. Contraceptives, both oral and injectable gave me amenorrhea (sp?), and scared the living shit out of me. So I had to stop using any sort. So every time I create my little crime scene, I breathe a massive sigh of releaf.
SHUT UP BARFY! I am not even making this shit up okay; i dont know if you remember me bitching about my headaches and stomache aches, but in Jan i had an ovarian cyst that got up to 7cm and the hormones to stop ovulation gave me the migraines. my doc wanted some kind of pain diary, and i actually went back through these forums to see what days i was sick and bitched about it. so anywaaaaay, i had to go off the Pill from the migraines and dontcha know i have another cyst. this one is like 2.9cm x 1.5 x 3.3 or some such nonsense. its been hurting like a motherfucker and i literally think i am going to explode and die every time i bleed. so i get my rag the day i left for the Bahamas and had to super-load on Bextra, Norco 10's and Xanax just so i could walk onto the airplane. this past month i've been running fevers and puking too. this morning i was on my way to class and projectile vomited my coffee and Norco onto the toilet lid and all over the walls and floor and had to leave it like that because if we are late for labs they count it as an absence, and after 3 absences they kick you out. regardless if you are sick or dying etc... so my doc says if it doesnt go away in a month i have to get surgery. way to spend my Xmass break eh? i was going to try the Depo shot, but it lasts for 3 months and i am worried it will make me sicker than i am. yeah, i have a fat excuse i suppose. when i first found out about the thyroid i had gotten up to 180. after about a year i dropped down to about 145 which is when i took the toilet picture. i have been gradually gaining while eating the same, but i dont swim laps anymore because my stomach hurts too much. so i gained back about 33 lbs then i got another TSH test and now i just double my thyroid pills. the past month i dropped about 5 pounds. i got the sweats on again with one of those oversized heating pads on my lap. and my tits are so pendulous they are typing this. i eat my meats though. i eat a lot of seafood but i had a nice steak on Monday to make up for all the bleeding. so when Frenchie called me crying and brough 2 dozen roses by and begged me to go to the bahamas i couldnt say no. what the hell. as big of a freak that he is, i love him sometimes.
yeah fuck i'm having problems too... my vagina's too wide set for any normal pad so i have regular spillage, for the past 6 years i've been forced to wear depends when i'm on my rag... which wouldn't be so bad except i thought what the hell i'm already wearing them so i started shiting in them too... i've de-potty trained myself and it's starting to hurt my pride as a modern, independent woman... also the constant rubbing of the fecal matter dotted with chunky menstrual blood has caused some sort of weird rash on my ass and vagina giving them both a consistently stale smell (even when freshly washed) and a greenish glow... like an eerie radioactive green... think i should see a doctor?
Holy crap! Rat, you're in a bad way, girl! I really hope you don't have to go under the knife and have your xmas ruined. I had an ovarian cyst in August last year. I swear I thought I was going to die. I was shit scared it would turn out to be malignant when they did the biopsy. With the combination of amenorrhea and this shit I didn't know if I was Arthur or Martha. As well as other problems that need drugs, it was a terrible ordeal. My geniuine sympathy, ratface.
honestly... why can't guys be mature when it comes to matters dealing with feminine hygiene... so what if i'm not feeling so fresh right now and even though am wearing pants and undies my cooch is stuck to my computer chair so i can't really do anything but sit here.... it'll pass once my monthly visitor comes... natural lubricant... it's all good
