How was your first time?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by kitana, Nov 25, 2001.

  1. Dawn

    Dawn New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    It's not like he could've stayed around and cuddled in a public shower in a busy train station.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    He managed a pretty intamte task otherwise


    I can see your point though, it's not like they made love
     
  2. Dawn

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    When afterwards while laying there catching our breath, I thought I heard her crying. So I asked her what was wrong. And she said to me, that she's only done it once before and she thought I must have loads of girlfriends! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Maybe she was worried about that thing only druggies and gay people get. Or the clap

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    Stud!
     
  3. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    baby..sex is great...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It is?!!

    Anyway... my first sexual experience was with a rather unattractive, bald, skater with really bad teeth. (What can I say other than low self-esteem?) It hurt at first and then I felt no sensation at all... Prompting the question: "Is it in?" I guess I hurt his male pride because he seemed quite insecure about the size of his penis for a while. After I'd say the 3rd time, it didn't hurt so much, but I didn't have an actual orgasm until 3 years later... coincidentally with another guy.
     
  4. Dawn

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    I really do have to gloat here... Not really my first time more my first partner...

    The first time with a male was satisfactory, although it hurt a bit. After the initial fuck with a jonny we stopped useing them but that was not a problem for, or him actually. I was only staying at his place for 2 weeks so we had to make the most of it, and that we did. We when and where we could. Now Imnot the most modest of people and seeing as he was older than me and had atleast 6 different partners I was conscious of the fact that maybe I was not that good (it didn't occur to me that he wouldn't fuck me if I didn't turn him on/he didn't like it etc.)
    Now I will go into Stranger mood and get graphic;- He was the sweetest and said that I was like a little porn star and he loved the fact tht I was so open with sex and didn't mind doing anything he or I wanted to which was good i guess

    Anyway, we fucked for a while, then I discovered other men and a had thing with a girl (thats a whole different story).

    My point is Kit (not that you asked for it or anything, Just thought I would share my wisedom), is that when you do lose it, don't worry about it, even if he doesn't know you are a virgin (and if you use tampons he wont) he wont know if you are confident and open in bed ( he will be too worried about himself comeing anyway ). You should also have a tight one, that always works.
     
  5. Dawn

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dulcinea:
    You should also have a tight one, that always works.[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ahhh that came out wrong.
     
  6. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    It is?!!

    Anyway... my first sexual experience was with a rather unattractive, bald, skater with really bad teeth. (What can I say other than low self-esteem?) It hurt at first and then I felt no sensation at all... Prompting the question: "Is it in?" I guess I hurt his male pride because he seemed quite insecure about the size of his penis for a while. After I'd say the 3rd time, it didn't hurt so much, but I didn't have an actual orgasm until 3 years later... coincidentally with another guy.
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    Just wait until we meet in the cement factory... I'll make sure you change your mind about sex...
     
  7. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>(it didn't occur to me that he wouldn't fuck me if I didn't turn him on/he didn't like it etc.)
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    Your kidding aren't you're..never heard of the saying you donthave to look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire.
    Jesus they are male and one thing i have learnt over the years is if it has a hole men will fuck it.
     
  8. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Jesus they are male and one thing i have learnt over the years is if it has a hole men will fuck it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You say that like it's a bad thing...
     
  9. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by some unlucky dweeb:
    Your kidding aren't you're..never heard of the saying you donthave to look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire.
    Jesus they are male and one thing i have learnt over the years is if it has a hole men will fuck it.
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    i see YOU'VE been out with some really mature guys then.. fuck that shit, if the girl aint getting any pleasure i aint either
     
  10. unlimited-time

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    How can you tell disorder when all they say is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
     
  11. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    How can you tell disorder when all they say is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    are you asking someone else 'how can they tell me?' or are you asking me 'how can you tell' i'm sure one of these '?' in the correct place would clear up this confusion..
     
  12. unlimited-time

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    Damn disorder thought you were english..let me say it again the way we speak to retards
    H O W C A N Y O U T E L L D I S O R D E R W H E N A L L T H E Y S A Y I S B A A A A A A A A?
    Any clearer for you?
    Or do you need that spelled out as well?
     
  13. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Damn disorder thought you were english..let me say it again the way we speak to retards
    H O W C A N Y O U T E L L D I S O R D E R W H E N A L L T H E Y S A Y I S B A A A A A A A A?
    Any clearer for you?
    Or do you need that spelled out as well?
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    no i'm not stupid, but i see you are, seeing as YOU DIDNT EVEN GET THE FUCKING MESSAGE , put a question mark (?) in the right place, and i will understand what your stupid inane babble means..
     
  14. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:
    What breed?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    either English from the UK or American from South Carolina
     
  15. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Just wait until we meet in the cement factory... I'll make sure you change your mind about sex...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Lookin' forward to it!
     
  16. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    either English from the UK or American from South Carolina <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh you are talking human...

    Bitch - dog... ya get me

    What about an English bitch from France?
     
  17. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:
    Oh you are talking human...

    Bitch - dog... ya get me

    What about an English bitch from France?
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    no, i meant human, no, i dont care for an english bitch from france, thanx anyways
     
  18. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dulcinea:
    Stud! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What? With this little thingy of mine? I hardly think so...
     
  19. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dulcinea:
    Maybe she was worried about that thing only druggies and gay people get. Or the clap <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah... Maybe...
     
  20. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Titana:

    no, i meant human, no, i dont care for an english bitch from france, thanx anyways
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sorry
     

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