<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: It's not like he could've stayed around and cuddled in a public shower in a busy train station.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes he could've. It was a private shower on a travel train and it was hours till the next station. He was an asshole. But your right, it could've been worse. At least I learned.
My 'first' time sucked... I went to Great Yarmouth, of all fucking places, with the local u-18 Football (soccer) squad from my town, where loadsa football teams from around the country all pile into a shitty Butlins for a week... I thought YES... On holiday with fit, nubile young men about 16-17 years old... Any way... I looked older than I was and managed to be one of only a few outta 20 blokes and 7 girlsd to get served... so spent most of the time pissed outta my head. Near the end of the week my ladette like behaviour payed off and I pulled a young man, I will call him G. Now G was interested in me and he was about 18 so i thought, nice one... Went back to my flat where he began the 'foreplay' which consisted of him fingering me for about two minutes before he painfully entered me for about 3 minutes. he then came, leaving me high and dry... or wet... he then had to leave other wise his coach would have bollocked him, which was rather ironic.... The 'first' time i like to remember was with my fiance when it was perfect...
Elaboration on The Taurus Incident... It was a nice and humid evening, I was already 18, and hadn't gotten laid yet. Truth be known, I hadn't found a single gal that didn't annoy the piss out of me with their superficial "Does this dress make me look fat?" "How's my hair?" "What did you mean by that?" "Pay attention! I'm trying to be an attention whore!" bickering. When I discovered how nice that moist, warm, tight tunnel of flesh deep within each of these nauseating femmes was, my whole outlook on them changed. Suffice it to say, I wasn't that interested in the whole idea of 'dating.' Then, when I realized I was already a senior and hadn't gotten laid yet, I decided to do something about it. When I found this sophomore virgin whore in the hall that I recalled taking an interest in me a year prior, I thought I'd give it a shot and ask her out. We ended up doing all the typical boyfiend/girlfriend shit, and eventually, our lovey-dovey cuddles evolved into sessions of all-out groping. As the relationship progressed, subsequent fondling sessions resulted in the removal of more and more articles of clothing, until full-on contact was achieved. We were in her bedroom one night, after a short session of dry fucking (an instance wherein man and woman, fully clothed, pretend to fuck by rubbing violently against each other in key areas.), we ended up with me straddling over her chest, nude from the waist down. She hadn't ever seen a cock up close before, and it was obvious that she never watched the same pornos that I did, as she seemed to think the idea behind sucking dick was to hold it inanimately within her mouth as if waiting for it to magically dissolve like a blow-pop. Still, it was more action than was the norm, so I didn't complain. I figured if I started pounding away at her head, she'd hit the headboard and wake her mom up in the room next door. A few nights later, we were getting friendly in the living room, while her mom, kid sister, herself, and I were all watching a movie. We noticed that it was somewhat difficult to achieve full mobility with her family sitting so close, so we decided to go outside. We proceeded down the hill to the trunk of her Taurus, put a few dents in it, then went inside the car, and laid down on the back seat. We didn't waste too much time (well, I didn't) in getting our clothes out of the way, and while we did take it slow at first, I could notice that it was hurting her. (Must've been why she was crying for me to stop) I didn't end up finishing that night (well, until I got home and beat off), and while I was disappointed, I realized that it was for the best... she had gotten over her inherent fear of losing that sacred micro-thin flap of skin inside her, and after a few days of looking back and hours of self-reflection, she was ready to go at it again. Subsequent trials with the subject proved to be more productive than the first, I eventually ended up sleeping at her house after I went off to college quite frequently... Both her and I, sleeping in the 'guest room'... In retrospect, it must've been awful funny every other morning for her little sister to be watching cartoons, mom in the kitchen making breakfast, and both of them saying "good morning" to this girl and I as I stumble out of the guest bedroom with my leftover hard-on, making my way to the bathroom... Those were the good old days. Guaranteed pussy, and low maintenence. Nowadays, servings are fewer and farther between, but the overall quality has improved...
Oh, c'mon kit... Relax. It only hurts the first time. And the second... Maybe the third... Just find someone without a fire hydrant under their belt.
It happen not too long ago... First time I make love, I take girl out on date, thing go well at restaurant, I good with cook so he fix us good dinner We go back to her place and sit on couch when we start holding hand with each other. She tell me she want to feel me and I not know what she mean, but I learn quickly! We got to making of the love about ten minute later, and I end up on floor! for two day my knee still red with burn of carpet. next tiem i tell her i want on bottom so she get rug burn.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shit Fly: Kitana howbout I fuck you over with a baseball bat<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hows about i shove it up your ass? oh no.. you'll like that! what about i just remove all your teeth and both your thumbs
anyway..kit..baby..sex is great..just dont let an immature asshole spoil it you'll love it, i promise..
Well the first part ( the sex bit ) went really well. I was 17, in my own flat, with a beautiful girl and everything was mind blowing for what seemed a fair while. When afterwards while laying there catching our breath, I thought I heard her crying. So I asked her what was wrong. And she said to me, that she's only done it once before and she thought I must have loads of girlfriends! ( Quite the opposite! ) Well what with me already in planet heaven, hearing that just blew my mind even more and rendered me speachless. All I did was give her a cuddle untill we fell asleep... And even though we carried on seeing each other for a while I never did tell her. One of my biggest regrets to this day think. ( But then I am one of the biggest cowards in the world, when it comes to sex ).
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: anyway..kit..baby..sex is great..just dont let an immature asshole spoil it you'll love it, i promise..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Immature? Premature, maybe... but immature? Never...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: anyway..kit..baby..sex is great..just dont let an immature asshole spoil it you'll love it, i promise..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Erm... And how old are you?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: Erm... And how old are you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i'm not immature if thats what you're implying, and 20 it is arrrr
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: anyway..kit..baby..sex is great..just dont let an immature asshole spoil it you'll love it, i promise...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> This is gonna be one expensive fuck... Flights, trains buses or taxi's, hotels (maybe, if all does not go to plan), drink and drugs for before/during/after and post coital entertainment... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Sorry... I musta been reading those replys backwards (yeah yeah dyslexia, blah blah blah)... excuse the pun - I thought i'd slip it in that this post made me laugh....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Instance of masturbation: excuse the pun - I thought i'd slip it in that this post made me laugh....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, aren't you fucking speschul? What do you want, a goddamn cookie?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: I had only seen my brother's before and it was tiny. I remember him saying "Rock with it, rock with it. It's Ok" I was paralysed with fear and couldn't move or speak. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Dirty Inbreds. We. Are. Family. oh yeah yeah yeah -E-ahh. Ahhh' got all my sista's with me
