How high are you?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nursey, May 27, 2002.

  1. Damian

    Damian New Member

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    Even with the multitude of brain cells that I have damaged, and/or altered via the indulgence of multifarious substances, my intelligence level remains superior! So are the dilemmas of genious! Hey, check out the Photograph ... handsome mother fucker aren't I!
     
  2. Damian

    Damian New Member

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    Hey, if anyone is searching for someone to worship; choose Damian Xaviar Stone! I'm more handsome than Jesus, I'm not as judgemental as God, and when it comes right down to it, I'm a whole fucking funnier than Jehovah!
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you look like Fabio's evil brother "Faggio"
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    He reminds me of this alcoholic guy I know that suffered some serious head injuries from a car accident when he was in high school (He's a good bit older than myself). He's not fucking right in the head t'all. I heard from a friend that his mother found him one morning on the floor with all of her dolls from her doll collection strung out on the floor beside him. He had also pissed all over the couch. When he was asked wtf he was doing with the dolls, he replied, "I can't remember, I guess I was trying to get laid."
     
  5. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    He reminds me of this alcoholic guy I know that suffered some serious head injuries from a car accident when he was in high school (He's a good bit older than myself). He's not fucking right in the head t'all. I heard from a friend that his mother found him one morning on the floor with all of her dolls from her doll collection strung out on the floor beside him. He had also pissed all over the couch. When he was asked wtf he was doing with the dolls, he replied, "I can't remember, I guess I was trying to get laid." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    well there's damian
     
  6. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    6ft 2 nursey my love.
     
  7. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    He reminds me of this alcoholic guy I know that suffered some serious head injuries from a car accident when he was in high school (He's a good bit older than myself). He's not fucking right in the head t'all. I heard from a friend that his mother found him one morning on the floor with all of her dolls from her doll collection strung out on the floor beside him. He had also pissed all over the couch. When he was asked wtf he was doing with the dolls, he replied, "I can't remember, I guess I was trying to get laid." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    HAHAHAHAAH!!!!
     
  8. Damian

    Damian New Member

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    Thanx Bitch!
    You probably never had pussy since pussy had you!
     
  9. Matthew

    Matthew New Member

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    Nah, he looks more like meatloaf..... after someone beat the shit out of him and shat on his face.
     
  10. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Estelle Getty 4ever!!!!!!!!!:
    6ft 2 nursey my love.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Okee dokee
     
  11. Hittmann

    Hittmann New Member

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    6ft4 and rising.
     
  12. Matthew

    Matthew New Member

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  13. nerpsen

    nerpsen New Member

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    ... a pile of shit stacked 5'7 tall
     

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