<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator: I'm 5'6" sober, and 7'2" drunk.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So how tall are you right now?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710: im 5t 9innut if i kick imc and gas in the stones they'll soon come down to my level.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If you kicked me in my boys,I'd be in a three foot tall fetal position.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: So how tall are you right now?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Right now I'm standing about 6'5" and rising.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator: Right now I'm standing about 6'5" and rising. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So if you have a few more drinks, you'll be the tallest person posting at Fugly, with the exception of me and my afro.
If you kicked me in my boys,I'd be in a three foot tall fetal position and id be standing over you wanking myself daft cos for once its someone else on the floor not me.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: Ok. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what about yer pubes?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: Ok. Damn I'm sexy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> damn were some sexy black mofos
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitanaBADKITTY: what about yer pubes? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Those originally were my pubes, but when you told me you wanted to see my fro I cut them off and glued them to my head. Now I've got this weird head lice that I didn't notice before. I wonder what that could be...?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Matthew: damn were some sexy black mofos<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Word.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: Those originally were my pubes, but when you told me you wanted to see my fro I cut them off and glued them to my head. Now I've got this weird head lice that I didn't notice before. I wonder what that could be...?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ewww... how hairy r yer legs?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitanaBADKITTY: ewww... how hairy r yer legs?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's not fuckin' funny, Kitana. I already told you that I lost my legs in a car accident. That's just plain fucked up.
hey if you have no legs, crawl or wheel your crippled ass to NC... I think it will make a lap dance much better
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: hey if you have no legs, crawl or wheel your crippled ass to NC... I think it will make a lap dance much better<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's nice of you to offer me a lap dance, IMC, but I lost my legs years ago and I'm not all broken up about it anymore. It's good to know that you'd go that far just to cheer me up though. And people think you're mean....shows what they know. Seriously though, I'll be down that way within the next month and you can show me around the ranch. Unless yous gotsta problem wif me being blacker den nite...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: That's not fuckin' funny, Kitana. I already told you that I lost my legs in a car accident. That's just plain fucked up.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> sorry
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: I lost my legs in a car accident. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'll bet those Puma's you wear look really sharp on your prosthetic feet...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: I'll bet those Puma's you wear look really sharp on your prosthetic feet...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes they do, but not half has sharp as the Pony shit I wear.
