How do you pay the bills?

Evangelical Social Liberal. Isn't that an oxymoron?

 

Sex with you was that bad?

 

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God I hate to give a Zing to a Boodog.

 

I put the smiley face so you would know I was being nice to the newb.

 

Maybe or it could have been the sex she was havin with my brother which don't make me feel much better. She was a worthless whore and she might have drowned had her ass not been such a good floation device. Her ass was about the same size as the ass end of her miata. I think they managed to pull them both from the water that night because she wouldn't let go of the fucking taco on the floor. That is what caused the accident. She was eatin and drivin and dropped her taco, went to get it and ran off the road. I think that was more embarrassing for me to have to repeat to people than them knowing what a whore she was.

She looked good when we met and then she let her body go to hell and started screwing everything in site.

 

"eatin and drivin and dropped her taco" is code for "Giving your brother a hummer while driving." Have you contacted Jerry Springer? I hear that he pays for stories like that.

 

You know, when you mention her size I think of Eddie Murphy in Norbit, when he was that big ole chick and she said something about her car shrinking. Cracked me up, even though the movie was the most retarded thing I have ever seen, next to that gummer movie metal posted.