Hi, I'm new...apparently...

How about some "clean and pristine" dingo circus sex?

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Pikachu is the Devil.

 

Woohoo...now you guys are talkin'...yeesh.

 

so describe urself UDC put us out of our joint misery

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Ahhh, Pimp...I get it. Well, still sounds like a crock of shit to me.

Bob...hmmm...I guess I could do that. I am...about 5'8", around 126 lbs. Uh...dark brown hair and eyes. Really pale skin.
Now, I'm sure I won't here the end of it until I give a bra size...so, sorry to disappoint everyone, I'm only a 36c. No big'uns here. I guess I'm pretty average.
I'll stop now before I start going into likes and dislikes...I'd hate to go into Valley Girl mode...

 

well that makes for a good start....begins fantasising about tuc and pumpkins mmmmmmm perhaps some microwave involvement too

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bugger im off to hide my garlic toothpaste

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
yeah ... the sites a crock of shit too....

really pale skin???
so yer a vampire then.. my mistake ....
i automatically assumed zombie...
it's my weird fetish for rotting flesh y'see<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Rotting flesh and hamsters wrapped in tape....
TUC, Will you strip for us?

 

go here http://photos.yahoo.com/rsponyboy17
it is the best bunch of pictures ther is so go LOOK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Why is it never "clean and pristine" monkey love dance? It's always hot and sweaty...

 

36 c is a good size... anything over a mouthful is wasted... Scince Im the site asshole, Ill ask the 3 questions all the males want to know...
Undead chick *clears throat*

1)do you spit or swallow?

2)are you currently wearing underware, if so please discribe

3)what is the largest object you habe ever had inserted into you?

 

4) are you up for a gangbang?

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damn I new i forgot one

 

UndeadChick , may I please have the panties you pissed in? I promise not to use them for commercial purposes.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
damn I new i forgot one<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

so thats ur 400th post then....am i missing something (apart from my childhood)



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Sorry, gentlemen, I didn't have the time yesterday to reply to all the charming comments and questions.

Pimp said:>>really pale skin???
so yer a vampire then.. my mistake ....
i automatically assumed zombie...
it's my weird fetish for rotting flesh y'see<<

Nope, none of that vampire shit for me thanks. I'm just pale. Now zombies, that's different. Hehheh. I'm actually a big Romero fan. Zombies rock.


IMC>>36 c is a good size... anything over a mouthful is wasted... <<

Hey, thanks.

Undead chick *clears throat*
1)do you spit or swallow?>>

Again, sorry to disappoint, but neither. I like to think I'm satisfying enough all around to make up for that.

2)are you currently wearing underware, if so please discribe<<

Leopard print

3)what is the largest object you habe ever had inserted into you?<<

Uh...my boyfriend...well, not my WHOLE boyfriend. Just parts. Ha!


Bob asked>>4) are you up for a gangbang?<<

No, I'm afraid not...just not my bag, ya know.

I'd like to tell you all what you'd want to hear, but I'm actually a pretty honest person. But hey, thanks for your inquiries...it's nice to see that we're sharing, and getting to know one another as human beings...that's important you know...hehheh.

 

no one evr asks about me *sniff*

 

Awww, IMC...
How are you?

I guess I'll post my corresponding questions of yours for you...

Uh...eat it or no?

Boxers or briefs?

Actually, I have no desire to know what the biggest object you've had inserted into you is, but if you'd like to share with the class...

 

*sniffle* I eat it if she is under 10 years old,

Neither,

and ny doctors finger

 

seems to be a real sence of humainty developing here looks like tuc's a real moral builder

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Moral builders? Are they union?