Hey Nursey...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by FredVegas, Jun 26, 2002.

  1. gobstopper77

    gobstopper77 New Member

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    I dont know ya but happy b-day nursey!!! Have a good one!
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
    Jeez, kit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NiCo:
    man kit.......... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    whut?
    I thought Nursey like guy on guy porn
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
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    It's too bad that she didn't have enough birthday (breast implant) money left over to buy some bronzer for her face. Or is that a picture of Ralph Macchio with tits?
     
  4. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    It's too bad that she didn't have enough birthday (breast implant) money left over to buy some bronzer for her face. Or is that a picture of Ralph Macchio with tits?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I don't think Ralph Macchio would need bronzer for his face...he's one of them dark complected greasy wop bastards, isn't he?
     
  5. Hittmann

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    Happy Birthday!
     
  6. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
    Happy Birthday!

    Don't invite Kit to the party. She might fist your ass. *OWCH*
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    u know u liked it.
     
  7. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    JESUS!!! ,then come back to THIS!*sniff sniff*

    I love you!I love you alll..*sniff sniff* not ALL actually *sniff* *glances sharply out corner of eye*there's Disorder's stunted,uptight little friend with the faggotty na... Nico over there,pretending to be dismayed at Kitana's choice of pics...the fucky-boys were obviously too hard for him to resist.
    Thanks Minister...but could you have a word with Pimp-i tried hinting to him about my ~having been baptised~ but it didn't seem to work.
    GAS...the Feds deliver drugs!?!!I thought that was the C.I.A.!?!!Well,I won't hold my breath for them to deliver the goods,but thankyou Wankslashgobpot,love, Chee-Chaw xxx
    Offeliana...WHERE IN THE FUCK did you find those ugly fucking.......oh....hmmmm...the guy with the 'Pammy-tat' and neon glow-watch is quite...emm...well thanks!
    And to the rest of you,thanks everybody!You may PM me at once for details on where to send the coke.I will make sure i have a great time on it for you all when i'm out on Saturday night!~Love Nursey X
     
  8. NiCo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Nico over there,pretending to be dismayed at Kitana's choice of pics...the fucky-boys were obviously too hard for him to resist.
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    Points for half assdly bringing teh funnay.
     
  9. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NiCo:

    Points for half assdly bringing teh funnay.
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    Funny?Are you mocking!?I'm always deadly serious!
     
  10. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    JESUS!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    typical isn't it...

    "don't bother getting me a present darling.. your magnificent cock will be enough"

    so i don't get her one and she complains all over the forums
     
  11. tommy710

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    FOR FUCKS SAKE KITANA STOP IT.AAAAAHHH MY EYES STOP POSTING PICS OF IMC,FRED VEGAS AND NECRO PEADOPHILE SURELY THEY HAVE THR RIGHT TO HAVE SEX IN PRIVATE WITHOUT YOU POSTING THERE PICS EVERYWHERE.
     
  12. Ministersf

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    typical isn't it...

    "don't bother getting me a present darling.. your magnificent cock will be enough"

    so i don't get her one and she complains all over the forums
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    Word Life Pimp. Women are confusing as hell. I was lost until I started using this handy chart to make sure I understand what my wife is really saying.

    I love you. = Buy me a Present.

    I don't have anything to wear. = Buy me a present.

    You don't have to do anything special. = Except buy me a present.

    I don't want anything for my birthday. = You better damn well buy me a present.

    I'm not in the mood tonight = Where the hell is my present?

    What's for dinner? = Buy me a present. Dinner is a good present right now.

    What time is it? = Time to buy me a present.

    Do I look fat? = Say "no" and buy me a present. Preferably ice cream.

    Have you seen the cat? = He's probably out buying me a present. Why don't you go look for him and buy me a present.

    What's on TV? = I want to watch TV. Why don't you go buy me a present?

    This chart really works for me. I haven't had an argument with her in hours.
     
  13. pimpchichi

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    i ain't getting her a present

    anyway i got her a present last year and she never got me one back.... mind you.. i DID ruin her present a few hours after giving it to her...
     
  14. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    *glances sharply out corner of eye*there's Disorder's stunted,uptight little friend with the faggotty na... Nico over there,pretending to be dismayed at Kitana's choice of pics...the fucky-boys were obviously too hard for him to resist. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Offeliana...WHERE IN THE FUCK did you find those ugly fucking.......oh....hmmmm...the guy with the 'Pammy-tat' and neon glow-watch is quite...emm...well thanks! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    well, Keeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooolllllllllliiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne,
    i looked around for em just for you

    u want to see some more? i got some asian bois...lemme find some kute ones...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    FOR FUCKS SAKE KITANA STOP IT.AAAAAHHH MY EYES STOP POSTING PICS OF IMC,FRED VEGAS AND NECRO PEADOPHILE SURELY THEY HAVE THR RIGHT TO HAVE SEX IN PRIVATE WITHOUT YOU POSTING THERE PICS EVERYWHERE.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    its nut them!

    these are real amateur porn stars.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    anyway i got her a present last year and she never got me one back.... mind you.. i DID ruin her present a few hours after giving it to her...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    she doesnt have to give u a present back. its a gurl thing...but i dont think Nursey is a gurl. how did u ruin her present?
     
  15. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    it was a keyboard... i spilt coffee or beer on it
     
  16. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    it was a keyboard... i spilt coffee or beer on it<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    smooth move, ex-lax.
     
  17. pimpchichi

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    *shrugs*

    i replaced it already..
     
  18. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    *shrugs*

    i replaced it already..
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    *points n laughs*
    haha!
    who's who's bitch now?
     
  19. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    she's my bitch.

    and one with a decent keyboard
     
  20. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    she's my bitch.

    and one with a decent keyboard
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    i dunno, after u get that nipple ring with the chain n all...
     

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