Hey Kitana

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Pearl Necklace:
Guinness! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ohhhhhhhh... Picking up on a drunk are you!!!!!


<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Pearl Necklace:
LOL @ cutefurrycreature's marathon post about the saftey of Poinsettas... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
that would be the same as poinsettia ?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
ohhhhhhhh... Picking up on a drunk are you!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do not insult the Nectar of the Gods by neglecting the extra n. Ornamental shit plants are a different story.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Pearl Necklace:
Do not insult the Nectar of the Gods by neglecting the extra n. Ornamental shit plants are a different story. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ahh another one that shits black

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
Ahh another one that shits black <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
My shit was green today you fucking whore<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Like I give a fuck Fat-man. I was commenting on the fact that the Rev must shit black. If you drunk Guinness you would know what I was going on about...

 

if your fecal material is black and tarry it is a sign of occult blood. which means one's stomach lining is bleeding and then one is digesting it. it is a commmon occurence with bleeding ulcers that are antagonized by the ingestion of alcohol. OR, you ate too many fucking oreo's.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jumbalaya:
if your fecal material is black and tarry it is a sign of occult blood. which means one's stomach lining is bleeding and then one is digesting it. it is a commmon occurence with bleeding ulcers that are antagonized by the ingestion of alcohol. OR, you ate too many fucking oreo's.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

or you drink Guinness...

Thats what Seamus, the little Irish bar-owner told me...

I cut down after that... and stuck to Baileys and Malibu... Which turned out more expensive... but I don't buy my own drinks - the small following of men at a certain Irish bar bar do.

 

One afternoon, I woke up because I had to go to work, and I took a shit before I left the house... of course, it's standard procedure to look at the first wipe to determine just how much more wiping must be done to rid your chocolate starfish of feces, and I noticed these red streaks running through my shit... I looked down, and the water had turned slightly red, and there were chunks of blood in the bowl...

This bothered me all day, of course, I couldn't figure out what was wrong with me, and of course, I had an eight hour shift to work, so my mind was preoccupied all day long...

By the time I got home, I walked into the living room, and noticed a half-eaten bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetohs... I let out a sigh of relief and a hearty laugh. It turned out to be a good day after all.

 

I scared myself in a similar way by eating a whole mess of beets one night.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:

Ahh another one that shits black <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My shit was green today you fucking whore