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  1. unlimited-time

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    Fuckin chicken ..come on ..slap it out.
     
  2. Juicebox

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    one night away and it seems like you people have been busy.
    UT - you heard it, not just from me but from others too - you are a little bitch. and hey, no one likes a bitch.
    you just cuss. you dont argue, or say anything remotly enlightening. lets face - you have didly to say in hte first place.
    when people start freaking out like that and getting defensive, chances are its because 'the truth hurts'.
    some people are labled racist in this forum for the most obvious reasons - if you would only have a look at certain comments, pictures etc - it is the most obvious conclusion. i am more than happy to hear your view on that if you disagree with me - which i am certain is going to be the case.

    by saying us - i mean the forum and if i say 'do enlighten us' i simply mean - everyone who is reading this shit - or has a choice to respond. that should be rather clear.

    as for now - you are pretty much boring me to tears with you unnecessary ranting and raving. so incase you have anything of interest to say - here is your chance. if you dont like what i am saying - unlike DUBYA - then let us know why. why is that so fucking hard for you eh?
     
  3. wyrm 84

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    yeah, fuck you???

    !jesus fucking christ people, get lives.
     
  4. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by juicebox:
    one night away and it seems like you people have been busy.
    UT - you heard it, not just from me but from others too - you are a little bitch. and hey, no one likes a bitch.
    you just cuss. you dont argue, or say anything remotly enlightening. lets face - you have didly to say in hte first place.
    when people start freaking out like that and getting defensive, chances are its because 'the truth hurts'.
    some people are labled racist in this forum for the most obvious reasons - if you would only have a look at certain comments, pictures etc - it is the most obvious conclusion. i am more than happy to hear your view on that if you disagree with me - which i am certain is going to be the case.

    by saying us - i mean the forum and if i say 'do enlighten us' i simply mean - everyone who is reading this shit - or has a choice to respond. that should be rather clear.

    as for now - you are pretty much boring me to tears with you unnecessary ranting and raving. so incase you have anything of interest to say - here is your chance. if you dont like what i am saying - unlike DUBYA - then let us know why. why is that so fucking hard for you eh?
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    Still an idiot i see
    You don't have a clue and are still making yourself look like a total pratt.
    As i said being we don't give a shit.
     
  5. unlimited-time

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    And with your long rambling post you've taken the heat of Dubya having to post that pic of his cock
    Post it u tosser.
     
  6. Juicebox

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    lets see the cock then dubya - sounds alot better than the little cunt that keeps replying to me. go for it!
     
  7. unlimited-time

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    You just can't shut up can you fuckbox.You like a little yappy dog snapping around my ankles.Why not do something more productive like slashing your wrist silly little girl.
     
  8. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by juicebox:
    hee hee - you are great you know that? its so fucking easy to wind you up.
    I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU!!!
    chill already before you get yourself a heart attack!
    tell me - out of pure curiosity - what do line of work are you in UT?

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    Doh sorry did you think you were winding me up?lol no such luck silly girl.
    And i know you weren't TALKING TO ME but if your gonna type about me i will reply.If your gonna attempt to be clever and funny at least make it interesting.*shakes head
    It's so sad when children come play on a grown up forum.
    Oh and out of curiosity..do you have a cactus inserted up your anus?

    [ 09-04-2003: Message edited by: unlimited time ]
     
  9. Juicebox

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    hee hee - you are great you know that? its so fucking easy to wind you up.
    I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU!!!
    chill already before you get yourself a heart attack!
    tell me - out of pure curiosity - what do line of work are you in UT?

    .
     
  10. Tojo Burbage

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    Ladeez, ladeez....

    Calm down will you, have a scrap over this if you must....



    *sits back nervously waiting for the torrent of willy gags!
     
  11. Tojo Burbage

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    Like I said, if anyone stumbles across my bollocks please hand them in to the nearest Lost & Found....
     
  12. Juicebox

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    yap yap yap. pleaes continue UT. your refined use of the english language is really remarkale.
    its like you stepped right out of East Enders or prison for that matter.
    you sound like a hysterical psycho trapped in a frenzy she cant get out of - do you look like Kathy Bates?


    OH MY LORDY LORD - Dubya - i am rather impressed!!! not bad! not bad at all! now show us your face! then maybe we can go for that drink you were talking about!
     
  13. Tojo Burbage

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    I am one of the faces in UT's signature image... you get 3 guesses...
     
  14. Tojo Burbage

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    Jesus, I can't believe I posted a picture of my tadger, cunt...

    Am not drinking Red Stripe ever again.
     
  15. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by juicebox:
    yap yap yap. pleaes continue UT. your refined use of the english language is really remarkale.
    its like you stepped right out of East Enders or prison for that matter.
    you sound like a hysterical psycho trapped in a frenzy she cant get out of - do you look like Kathy Bates?

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    Awww i get it, you're becoming obsessed by me.Sorry but anal retentive boring dribbling sluts aren't my type.
    So far you've wanted to know what i work as,what i look like and where i come from.Why not make a little note of all the things you'd love to know about me and i'll feel in the blanks then you little mind can be at ease and your groin can tingle from anticipation.
    Its quite natural for young ladies to be sexually aroused and attracted by their superiours it's nothing to worry about it's a phase and it will pass.
     
  16. unlimited-time

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    Dubya that is a masterful piece of flesh you have there.
     
  17. Tojo Burbage

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    I think the camera angle and the shadows have given it a bit of an extra edge to be honest, at the expense of my bollocks...

    Mind you Viagra does give you a extra bit of fibrous tension!
     
  18. Juicebox

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    sorry for trying to move on a conversationUT - can you please go and bore someone else with all that. its seriously starting to get fucking tedious...and so LAAAAAAAME. there was i time when it was rather hysterical but not anymore a'ight baby? so, hush up.

    Dubya - i think you are either the one in the middle or the one with the big lips. am i right?? let me know.
     
  19. Juicebox

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    i bet UT is the maniac on dubyas signature box. that is exactly how i imagine her to be. hee!!
     
  20. unlimited-time

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    Poor baby all upset
     

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