Herbal LSD?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TheGrimJesus, Feb 23, 2006.

  1. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    Nigggggaaaaa please…… we’ve already established you have smegma issues now you expect me to believe you perform other acts of basic hygiene?
     
  2. phatboy

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    the only thing we have established is your fascination with cock, and your desire to have larged things placed in your ass. With or without lube.
     
  3. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    large, yea I see that now.
     
  4. smiles

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    speaking of fascinations.... i've been psychoanalyzed by a guy with a picture of a dirty, rugged, mexican in a sombrero riding a horse...
     
  5. phatboy

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    why are you worried about the mexican in my avatar? I guess there arent a lot of mexicans in canada. you are probably trying to figure out how to fit him in your ass.
     
  6. chester grape

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    For fuck's sake, give it a break you two.

    The rest of us are perfectly willing to believe that you both like large foreign objects (Mexican or Canadian) in your asses.

    Now just kiss and make up.
     
  7. diogenes

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    This kind of reminds of the cripple fight episode of south park.
     
  8. smiles

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    dio don't meddle man.... we know you can stupefy us with your e-beef powers..... just put the keyboard away bro no one has to get hurt.....


    phatboy.... i don;t care that you make your gardener dress-up and play "blowing the alamo" but kindly keep me out of your fantasies
     
  9. diogenes

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    Really it's all part of Phatboys hazing. We've been taking it easy on him so far. That's all about to change.
     
  10. phatboy

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    Well I hope the hazing is more involved than the crap I have been getting from smiles, I guess using the wrong word in a sentence and gay is about all he has. Even though canada is french for 'evicted queers too sissified to stay in france'.
     
  11. smurfslappa

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    Damnit you stupid idiot diogenes you ruined the hazing, but made yourself sound gayer compared to me so I stop caring now...
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

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    I'm too tired to haze... Open the fugly boarders I say
     
  13. diogenes

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    Smiles is one of the nicer people to the new guys. Just wait till Dwaine and Grim jump on your ass.
     
  14. phatboy

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    Yea, I met Grim all ready. Plus I have read through a whole shit pile of posts-the reason I joined- so I really like the forums. Of course then again I am a glutten for punishment.
     
  15. diogenes

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    What's up with the Avatar anyway, is there some story to that?
     
  16. phatboy

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    Well I was going to put one up there with me, but then I had second thoughts after seeing all the photoshop stuff that has been floating around. So after looking around a bit I found this picture of El Japos sidekick from 'the three amigos'.

    "Why yes el japo, you have a plethora"

    So I figured it was better to use the pic of the dirty mexican, sanchez if you like, rather than having a bunch of mo's squeezing off rounds to my avatar pic.
     
  17. diogenes

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    Clearly you think quite highly of your own looks.
     
  18. phatboy

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    I was going more with the lower standards approach.
     
  19. diogenes

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    Low standards are not a crime. Fat chicks are like scooters. They're fun to ride, just don't let your friends catch you on one.
     
  20. phatboy

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    At least with the fat girl you can say 'hey she was bigger than me' there just is no way to escape the scooter. Of course I have had my ass kicked by a scooter, havent gotten beat up by a fat chick, yet.
     

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