Heather is a Sex God!

Well.....let's see......I know how old you are.....I know your physical characteristics.....
What is your surname and do you have any children? Not that I don't like children....
I just probably can't have any of my own.
I have problems with my ovaries.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Well.....let's see......I know how old you are.....I know your physical characteristics.....
What is your surname and do you have any children? Not that I don't like children....
I just probably can't have any of my own.
I have problems with my ovaries.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, my surname is Sutherland and I definitely don't have any kids - not until I'm much older. Perhaps when I'm 33 or so. I like the freedom of being without a kid, so I'll enjoy it while I can. I may never even have kids. Don't get me wrong - I love kids completely, and they love me - I'm a lot of fun with kids. And I know that I'd make a great uncle. Anyway, being childless right now is fine with me...

It's unfortunate that you've got problems with the ovaries. Of course, you could always adopt. Personally, I always figured that if I was going to have kids, I'd have two, one of which would be adopted from the developing world - perhaps India. Who knows. I like the idea of shrinking our global village. I'm not sure I'd do it if I was living in the south US though. I don't think they'd take too kindly to my views. I don't know. Maybe that's precisely why I should do it there...

My equipment is tip top - I think. I've never gotten anyone pregnant, but until, I've always attributed that to careful planning and some luck! Maybe there's something else going on! BTW, have to take off in about thirty minutes or so.

 

Do you want to have kids one day? How soon? Or are you pursuing different long term plans?

 

My surname should be Harbison, but my mother's husband adopted me.
My father's name is Eric Harbison.
You've a nice name....
I suppose some day I might be able to have children, but It wouldn't be the easiest way.
And I doubt I would be a decent example for any child at my age.
So, you say you don't fire blanks?
That's always good.
And you have to go soon? Damn. Well....
at least you gave me fair warning.

 

My ovaries fill with fluid.
I have them drained so that they won't burst.
And I might take clomid (drug which super ovulates you), and have eggs retrieved by needle aspiration....if and when I decide to have children. But it all seems so unnatural to do it that way.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
My surname should be Harbison, but my mother's husband adopted me.
My father's name is Eric Harbison.
You've a nice name....
I suppose some day I might be able to have children, but It wouldn't be the easiest way.
And I doubt I would be a decent example for any child at my age.
So, you say you don't fire blanks?
That's always good.
And you have to go soon? Damn. Well....
at least you gave me fair warning.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm saying that I may fire blanks - I don't know. All I know is that I've never gotten anyone pregnant before, and that I've always assumed that that was due to carefull planning. Maybe it's better to shoot blanks. I dunno. I'll probably want kids one day - a paternal instict, I guess you could call it.

Yeah, my name's cool. Though Sutherland isn't as cool as Pierce - it's just there. I know a guy named Winston Chipperfield the third - no joke. Poor misguided bastard; he actually seems quite proud of it. Also know a Hubert Merglemeier. Cursed at birth! I guess we're lucky.

If your name isn't Harbison, what is it?

And why would you be a bad example? List your three worst vices.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
My ovaries fill with fluid.
I have them drained so that they won't burst.
And I might take clomid (drug which super ovulates you), and have eggs retrieved by needle aspiration....if and when I decide to have children. But it all seems so unnatural to do it that way. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's a rough situation, Heather. I'd just adopt. Keep the ovaries, though. Maybe in ten years they'll develop some new reproductive technology that can better them. Who knows.

How's Harlan doing? Is he responding to you relentless sexual pleas? Poor bugger doesn't know what he's missing out on.

 

I was born Heather Dalit Harbison
But when my mum's husband adopted me
I became Heather Dudley.
Same middle name.
My biological father had always kept in touch, but he wasn't a father in the normal sense....spends most of his time in south america.
My three worst vices?

1.) Smoking ciggarettes.
2.) Sex fiend

That's all I can think of....I don't think I have a third vice. Is that along the lines of what you meant by vices?

 

That buddie of his, fugly, kept begging me for nakie pics....but I don't think I like the idea of having my nudity displayed on the internet.....so I suppose I'll send in a pic with my face and possibly my breasts in it...partially covered, of course.....

 

I doubt Harlan realises that I want him....
Fugly most likely kept it from him.
It's all a bit mysterious......

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I was born Heather Dalit Harbison
But when my mum's husband adopted me
I became Heather Dudley.
Same middle name.
My biological father had always kept in touch, but he wasn't a father in the normal sense....spends most of his time in south america.
My three worst vices?

1.) Smoking ciggarettes.
2.) Sex fiend

That's all I can think of....I don't think I have a third vice. Is that along the lines of what you meant by vices?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Heather Sutherland - doesn't that sound nice?

Those vices are thoroughly evil, but I've got no qualms over either of them, especially the latter. I also like to drink pints with my friends, but I hardly get to do that any more - not enough time (despite what you might think, given the amount of time I spend on Fugly!). Of course, you're worth every second of my day. I wouldn't have it any other way. I so desperately want to touch your hair - is it curly? Straight? Wavy? The colour totally stuns me.

I have to go now, but I'll check back in in a few hours. 4 o'clock, approximately. Take care, Heather. You've really captured my imagination...

Pierce

 

My hair is primarily straight, but it does have a slight wave in places.
I think it comes along with the colour....seems few reds have perfectly straight hair.
I look forward to your return.
Have a good one.
It's nice of you to say such things....

 

Hello? I'm back...I'l stick around for ten fifteen minutes, but then I gotta go to work.

 

Hello.

 

I have been very bored....nobody seems to be around here at the moment.

 

That's too bad. I guess the Fugly BB has yet to become a hotbed of sickos, though it seems well on its way.

Have you been haunting these woods for the past few hours? I saw that you got into a bit of a scrap with Veronica. I also noticed that you spelled "parlour" with a "u". I love that.

 

Did you also notice that we're on our third page? I feel like it's an anniversary! I'm pretty sure that this is the only three-page bulletin. Fugly should give us some C.R.A.P.

 

I actually tried to find some C.R.A.P., but came up unsuccessful. I tried about 10 posts - I was going about it pretty systematically - before I got pretty bored. All that for a KY covered clock radio!

 

Yessss...I have been waiting on my laundry...and I have been up to no good.
Sexay Veronica was getting up my nose, so I thought I might put her in her place.
She annys me to no end.
And just how else shall I spell parlour?
It happens to be the way I've always spelled it. My teachers would take off points for misspelling things....oh well....

 

Yessss, we do deserve c.r.a.p. !
I have sunburnt nipples, you know?
Perhaps sunscreen might be a good idea.....
I wish I'd thought of it earlier.