<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy: if so... it's a good job she didn't show.. otherwise she's have chewed you out for spelling remembrance wrong <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And getting chewed by Nauseous, would be quite a pleasurable experience I think...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: Ill shoot you in the face for a blowjob<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I don't want shot in the face, you dumbass... obviously you don't want a blowjob. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: Wussed out! I've been waiting for you at the airport for the past two days... Waving a big plaque with your name on it... I finally gave up when I got pissed of with being asked all the time if I needed to see a doctor! Not to mention the trouble I had with the security there. I don't know what their problem was... Like I said to them, the shotgun wasn't loaded!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You were?!? I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you. How 'bout killing you twice? I'll kill you, revive you, and then kill you again. Don't forget to take me out on your way. Aim for my chest or lower stomach. As soon as I get the cash, I'll buy a ticket. DONATIONS ARE APPRECIATED! <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> Orginally posted by P. Diddy: (post one) was it a brass plaque with "In Rememberance" written on it? (post two) if so... it's a good job she didn't show.. otherwise she's have chewed you out for spelling remembrance wrong <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I would not have! I'm not a good speller. Look a few posts back... I spelled "hijack" "highjack"! [ June 05, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: You were?!? I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you. How 'bout killing you twice? I'll kill you, revive you, and then kill you again. Don't forget to take me out on your way. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sounds good to me! And when you revive me, I can tell you what it's like on 'The other side' before we go together! I'm looking forward to it...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: I'll buy a ticket. DONATIONS ARE APPRECIATED!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> looks like you'll have to buy her a plane ticket pinky.. make sure she swallows
I really don't get what the big thing about swallowing is. If a girl is gonna give you head, why the hell should you care what she's gonna do with the jizz? Just be thankful she's blowing you in the first place...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: accually I do want the blowjob, I just dont want to act like I care about your problems to get it<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Geez, IMC... I didn't know that you were so hard up (pardon the pun) for a blowjob that you had to sweet talk me with death threats... I know there have got to be plenty of toothless whores in North Carolina willing to do the job! And Pimp... Mean people suck. Nice people swallow! [ June 05, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: I know there have got to be plenty of toothless whores in North Carolina willing to do the job! [ June 05, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Man I could go for a nice gumming...too bad you have all your teeth huh Nauseous..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Me too. But it'll fuck my neck all up and bust capillaries in my face. I think I'd rather shoot myself right now... or overdose.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey heres an idea...you could be the first to try dying by sex on pupose! we could set up cameras and I could use spanish fly!! If you want it bad enough it couldnt hurt to try...hey if your lucky you may just die!
AAAH...WRONG PIC...Here we are... ...And you've still got yourself an open casket! [ June 06, 2001: Message edited by: Icare ]
Got any more of thse pics? I'd like to add them to my collection. If you do, mail them to me. Please.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly: Hey heres an idea...you could be the first to try dying by sex on pupose! we could set up cameras and I could use spanish fly!! If you want it bad enough it couldnt hurt to try...hey if your lucky you may just die!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What? Spanish Fly? You know, dying while having sex would be a pretty fucked up way to die. I don't want to be naked when the paramedics come. It's not very lady-like. Are you thinking of fucking me with a knife SBD? Now I have a question. Has anyone ever tried choking their partner while having sex? I've heard that it intensifies the orgasm and if you don't do it right, you'll die. I've never tried it. I always end up fucking wusses, I guess. Anyway, it sure is swell that everyone is more than willing to help me kill myself, but only one person is willing to die with me... at least they claim to!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Got any more of thse pics? I'd like to add them to my collection. If you do, mail them to me. Please. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Go here and do it yourself, lazyass!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icare: Remember this???Has to be my favourite method of suicide ever. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That was fucking harsh! Rarely does something turn my stomach these days, but that does...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: You know, dying while having sex would be a pretty fucked up way to die. I don't want to be naked when the paramedics come. It's not very lady-like.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's the benefit of being a guy... We can always go out like Bruce Willis, "Die Hard!" As far as being naked when you die... Don't worry; some necrophilia-crazed embalmer will have his wicked way with your lifeless corpse anyway, so why sweat it?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil: That was fucking harsh! Rarely does something turn my stomach these days, but that does...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Fat girls need lovin' too.
Yes. Cutting off the oxygen supply does intensify the orgasm. However, there was a boy who died doing that about 30 miles from here. He was jacking off with a belt around his neck, hung from the ceiling. He lost his footing at the peak moment, slipped on the stack of books, and ended up hanging himself while he busted a nut. Cops foudn him with his dick in his hand. Pretty bad way to go I'd say.
Yea Ive tried it a bunch of times and it does feel good. But i think you people have the wrong idea... the way we used to do it was right at the time of climax (for me) she would place the heel of her hands on my neck making it hard to breathe and then release she wouldnt use piano wire or anything. And better then that is giving a nice facial shot with your fist and your load at the same time.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil: ...As far as being naked when you die... Don't worry; some necrophilia-crazed embalmer will have his wicked way with your lifeless corpse anyway, so why sweat it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's all fine and dandy, but I don't want to be found that way!
