Halloween Psychosis

Discussion in 'Medical Advice' started by ucicare, Oct 30, 2006.

  1. MAJ Havoc

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    Better hope Mikey beats Sly to prove he was the "chosen one."
     
  2. ucicare

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    I say MS 23, UA 16.

    The time has come for the "grand experiment" with the son of Shula to end.

    Oh, and LSU 28, UA 12 - Aub 27, UA 13

    and in the "Who Cares 6 Wins minimum Loser Bowl" played on Dec 17th - Northern Illinois 23 UA 17

    To top it all off my Tuna trip this weekend is facing 9 foot seas. I am not paying $6000 to fish in 9 foot seas. My teeth can't take it.

    It is a good thing that I don't own a gun large enough to end it all in one shot. What a sucky weekend.
     
  3. Lomotil

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    Chail Mail condoms...

    It's amazing the level of protection one needs these days to prevent STDs.
     
  4. ucicare

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    Well, I only missed the call by one point. Final - MS 24 AL 16.

    And MS was a 14 point underdog. Again, another game with 0 offensive touchdowns.
     
  5. MAJ Havoc

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    Good call. You can commiserate with phatboy. His 'Dawgs lost to the KY Wildcats.
     
  6. ucicare

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    Did I mention that Alabama will lose the next two as well?

    Can you imaging what bowl would want a 6-6 team that lost it's last three games in a row?
     
  7. MAJ Havoc

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    At least Shreveport's not too far a drive for you.
     
  8. phatboy

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    BTW, Auburn's BCS rating took a hit this weekend, too. Our next two opponents just lost to the cellar-dwellers of the SEC. Thanks a lot. That's some mean, spiteful stuff to do to a brother. Now I find myself rooting for Bama and Tennessee to win this weekend.
     
  11. ucicare

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    I want to re-predict the future. Alabama will lose to LSU by at least 20. I say LSU 31, Alabama 9. (Three field goals as usual.)

    Then, in a desperate attempt to save his job, Shula takes his hands off the reins and lets Johns and Parker alternate at QB. They run the option with play action passing, and beat the living crap out of Auburn, who starts there second team in order to keep their starters healthy for Atlanta. (Arkansas loses to TENN, LSU, AND MISSISSIPPI ST)

    A 7 win Bama, riding a wave of euphoria breezes into Shreveport to face an equally pitiful 7 win Texas Tech, who shreds the Bama D for 500 yards and 35 points, but still manages to lose by 2.

    Shula boasts of his impressive 8 win season during a "rebuilding" year.

    A sniper wearing a houndstooth hand shoots Shula at the post bowl interview, ending his career at Alabama.
     
  12. MAJ Havoc

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    So, how will you dispose of the hat and the weapon after the deed?
     
  13. ucicare

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    Both go back into the UA trophy case.

    Bad coaching is a crime in Alabama and justifiable homocide is a legitimate defense.
     
  14. Nursey

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    I think it's what Joe wears to protect him from the 'Al Goreonnorrhaeda' Sexually Terroristmitted Disease that God warned him about.
     
  15. MAJ Havoc

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    The Democrats said he's been in power too long and should have stepped down three years ago. His failed policies are up against a losing battle. They're looking to a guy from Texas A&M for answers.

    Rumsfeld?

    Oh, I though they were talking about Mike Shula!
     

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