Yeah, and that makes him a STELLAR in my book! Send him my way, I'll kick him in the nards a few times and we'll see how funny it is.
That reminds me of a funny story. I was in a bar and there was some tall blonde chick and she was with a friend of mine and I said hey Dave is that your new girlfriend. She is pretty hot. So this girl turns around and punches me in the stomach. Then I just stand there and stare at her for about five seconds and then she breaks out in a smile. Then I punched her real hard in the stomach and she tries to act like it didn't hurt but you could tell she probably couldn't breathe. So I ask her if she wants to trade punches again. She declines and invites me to arm wrestle her. I think she must have been a college volley ball player or something with her physique.
Help me out here Dan. What is funny about a man hitting a woman? Oh, I get it! The funny part was when she beat you arm wrestling, right? Barry
Why don't you help us all out and just choose not seek a breath of air the next time you go swimming in your wife's rolls of fat.
What the hell I will spell it out for you not that it will do any good. No it wasn't funny that I hit "a girl" as in your generic female right off the street. You have to take the context. We are in a drunken bar room at 3:30 in the morning. Everyone there is pretty much drunk. I see my buddy with a tall good looking blonde. I am trying to figure out whether this is his girlfriend which would change the rules of the game. So, I ask him pretending to compliment him on his new girl. She overhears and sees through what I am trying to do. She reflects back to all the dirty dealings guys have tried with her to try to get laid. So she is thinking like you that there is no way a guy will hit a girl. So this being all part of her fun thinks she will just punch me in the stomach and nothing will happen except she will look like the strong assertive chick. Well no I don't think so. I am not in the habit of playing a part in some air head chicks movie. She realizes this after she has already punched me in the stomach. Keep in mind this is an athletic chick. Amazon like almost. Anyway, she looks at me after she punches me in the stomach and apparently didn't get the reaction she was hoping for. I wait to see just looking at her what exactly she is thinking about. When she smiles I see that she thinks it is all some kind of joke. So I punch her in the stomach. She does a good job of maintaing the supposition that this is all a joke as do I but both she and I know that she doesn't want to play that game again. Not only that but she is now somewhat attracted to me as I just played her instead of her playing me. Get it. No I suppose not.
....and then you let her beat you arm wrestling so she wouldn't kick your ass! :shock: I get it now! That was very smart stategy. Barry
