God im so sexy

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by supersexybitch, Oct 17, 2001.

  1. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sky:
    Thats right!!

    Oh my god you are so clever!!

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    I think she was going for the Clueless "whatever" along with that remark.
     
  2. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Hehehe! *Grins at Sky*
     
  3. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    *Grins at Sky*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    mind you don't get a stiff neck
     
  4. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Blatantly lied by supersexybitch:
    if i was gonna show a pic i'm not gona now <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    That if being of about the same likelihood as IMC finding Jee-e-e-zus and going door-to-door handing out Watch Tower tracts.

    wouldn't want a bunch of freaks like you to know what i look like.
    'Course not - cuz then we'd know what a pathetic liar you are, instead of just reliably suspecting it.

    I bet you all read my topic and freaked out OMG HOW DARE SOMEONE COME ON OUR FORUM AND WRITE THAT..THIS IS OUR FORUM...
    Was much closer to "Oh, blimey, here comes another precious, zit-faced cunt bragging straight away on her looks - as if she were ever gonna verge near anything in the way of proof - in a desperate foray for the male attention she's failed at finding offline.

    My god is was ment to be taken lightly
    I don't believe we could take you any more lightly - but rest assured, you appear well set on the road to finding out.

    but obviously noone can make a silly statement without being jumped upon
    Sparky can, for one - but he's cool. You're just the latest lame arriviste who'll expend your paltry mental ammo over about 30 or so ephemeral posts before disappearing just as weakly as you appeared.

    The only person i've read who has any sense on here is becky but then again females are far more intelligent than men
    And that confirms it. Thanks for helping me make my point, Soapie.
     
  5. unlimited-time

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    New here i know but couldn't help thinking this pick is probably what she looks like.
     
  6. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    CECIL!!
     
  7. SexXy

    SexXy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stu Padasso:
    What happened?!?!?!?!?!
    I leave for a few days...well a few months...and it seems like Onestupidcunt got cloned.
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    Yea what the fucks up with that supersexybitch? Im the one and only ImOneSexxyBitch...I know you wanna be like me but you will never come close.
     
  8. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Child_of_ThE_PoRN:
    Yea what the fucks up with that supersexybitch? Im the one and only ImOneSexxyBitch...I know you wanna be like me but you will never come close.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah, only enough room for one in that stinkin' slop bucket heh?
     
  9. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    i know but couldn't help thinking this pick is probably what she looks like...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    I'm sure she'd be delighted to have even a body like that. But I envision SuperScuzzy closer to something like this:


    Can't you just picture her, layin out in her backyard puttin' a tan on her corpulent, misshapen figure (like fresh paint on a slum project), slathering oil all over herself as she's thinking to herself, "Gawd, I'm sexy...I know the neighbors are all staring at me....I'm so super-sexy that I can't stand to look at myself for too long."

    Funny, how similar that sentiment is to how everyone else whose seen her likely thinks.
     
  10. yomamazagreasymofo

    yomamazagreasymofo New Member

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    I was kind of thinking that she resembled something more along these lines:


    "Someone break out the flour, I can't find the wet spot!"
     
  11. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:

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    Ok that pic is a bit disturbing... Not because of the girl(?) in the foreground, but more the two freaks in the background! I mean, what the fuck is going on there? What's with the flowers? And what the hell's that thing hanging in front of his bollocks? Is that suposed to make him look 'Fly' and 'Down with it' or whatever it is they say? 'Very '
     
  12. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally inquired by PinkorBrown69:
    ...the two freaks in the background! what the fuck is going on.. with the flowers? And ...that thing hanging in front of his bollocks?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    You're obviously not current with East L.A. kulture. These finely turned-out homies have just returned from a free Hawaiian vacation courtesy of the credit cards they nicked from an old lady. The textile codpiece is the stylin' latest in ghetto OGs - not only does the cowboy-bandanna motif compliment quite well his Mexican migrant-worker plaid shirt, but functionally it serves both as a convenient post-alleyside-urinational hand-wipe as well as backup cover in case one forgets to zip up again (or who doesn't care to bother).

    A subtle detail that's easily overlooked is the tender fraternal bond between the two - notice how dawg on the left is standing on the foot of his companion. This is the accepted gang signal of conveying that the one on the right is his 'bitch', who has thoughtfully grown his 'fro long, femme-style.

    I imagine they have both paused in their daily troll to admire the fine posterior aspect of the model while developing a suitable approach dialog. But rather than the imagined shock should she turn around, it's clear they would instead be eminently delighted with her visage, because - skin tone excepted - the model's face quite resembles that of their fellow gangsta grrrlz.
     
  13. PinkorBrown69

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    Ok, so it's more than just a 'bit' disturbing now!
     
  14. CecilBDemento

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    I'm one of the lameless schmucks who dips in and out of your forum spouting inanities.

    That pic is a keeper pinko!!!

    Nursey.....wtf r u talking about slut?
     
  15. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Fuck that!!!You need me to explain Fucking...keep up Cecil!
     
  16. Skunk Man

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    I love this gal ! Whoooooooooo Hooooooooooooo
     
  17. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    You fucking WHAT?
     
  18. CecilBDemento

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    Nursey, u need to take a walk into the backroom and grab some of that valium you've been skimming.
     
  19. Nursey

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    ...Well,Cecil!!!It might be nice to go through the back there,get all munged out and stagger round drooling for a few hours,but i really can't be doing with all that loved up 'hey it's cool-just defacate in your pants' type nonsense!I'll stick to my caffeine,amphetamines,coke,ketamine and E thankyou very much!
     
  20. CecilBDemento

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    ...Well'hey it's cool-just defacate in your pants' type nonsense!I'll stick to my caffeine,amphetamines,coke,ketamine and E thankyou very much!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Is it warm and creamy?
     

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