Glendale Asylum

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Emetic, Dec 3, 2001.

  1. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally drawled by kitana:
    yeah, carroline i remember that<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *SHUDDERS*
    The way you put that extra 'r' almost makes me 'hear' you saying my name in that slow,retarded,medicated Texan drawwwl of yours...i can almost 'feel' your oily,hispanic,dyke-whore mind as it trys to reach out through the heavenly,ethereal agent and caress my form with your dark,dirty,dog scrotum 'scented' psyche.Stop proliferating those filthy,smegridden pseudo-demonic thoughtforms you so proudly entertain...there's nothing admirable about becoming the embodiment of suppuration! ...they emit frequencies of fetid,inertia into the psychic dimension,like a large psychical realm asshole constantly opening up and releasing large clouds of "DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh...." into the intellectual atmosphere that the rest of us,unfortunately also have to breathe!
     
  2. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    constantly opening up and releasing large clouds of "DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh...." into the intellectual atmosphere that the rest of us,unfortunately also have to breathe!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  3. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    *SHUDDERS*
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    Carroline
     
  4. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

    Carroline
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  5. pimpchichi

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    yep.. that's it ... ignore her... i think everyone will agree that is the best way to deal with kuntana
     
  6. PinkorBrown69

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    Well it works for me!
     
  7. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Well it works for me! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Weren't you trying to get up her snatch not too long ago?
     
  8. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    Weren't you trying to get up her snatch not too long ago?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *GASP* And THAT'S how the link works for you Spooky!!!You really are a devious cad!
     
  9. Disorder

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    hey.. leave her alone.. you .. you inteligent word speaking people! you talk too much rubbish nursey.. kinda like when you are on E. but instead of keeping it to a respectable 'i love you' or 'your my bestis' bestis' friend' you speak a load of big words all the time
     
  10. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    hey.. leave her alone.. you .. you inteligent word speaking people! you talk too much rubbish nursey.. kinda like when you are on E. but instead of keeping it to a respectable 'i love you' or 'your my bestis' bestis' friend' you speak a load of big words all the time <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm sorry Disorder! I know how much you prefer to read simple posts like the 2 word efforts wank used to do,or now that wank does 20 word+ posts now,your new 'easy listening' girlfriend Kitanas posts of 'whut','you're my little bitch','fuck you so-and-so' and 'uhh-damn my vivid imagination'.
     
  11. kitana

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    Carroline

    LOL

    Actually, I prefer not to use large words or large paragraphs because I know that sometimes looking at the computer screen irritates the eyes and some of us get lazy. Think about it, for some posts, wouldn't you just want to read the main point and not all the BS in between??? I bet most of you don't even read the whole post.

    My online persona is different from my offline persona.

    If Disorder were to meet me offline, or anyone for that matter, he probably would be a little surprised to see an average-looking 20 year old female with a white car, a smile, and probably the same problems and shit that you all have to put up with.

    I wish all the fuglyites could get together offline and sit down and talk to each other...and get drunk and high with no cops or other authority figures around
     
  12. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:


    I wish all the fuglyites could get together offline and sit down and talk to each other...and get drunk and high with no cops or other authority figures around
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    I dunno if that would be such a good idea...
     
  13. yomamazagreasymofo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:

    I dunno if that would be such a good idea...
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    It would be an absolutely horrible idea. But dammit, wouldn't it be so memorable? Who would be up to it?
     
  14. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    Weren't you trying to get up her snatch not too long ago?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    When the hell was that???
     
  15. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    i would be up to it...

    imagine us getting wasted (or pissed) and high and talking (or shouting) about sex, drugs, crack whores, children...and then maybe there would be a couple of fights...but of course im a prick

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    I thought you were some sober virgin who, I imagined after seeing post such as... Turtle haveing sex on rock / clipped horses in neighours field (obvious shit joke in there, but I will leave it) would probably just stand at the side lines waving the furry bloody member of a rabbit. whilst a fight broke out between someone... and obviously...someone....else.... ...

    It's like looking back at your school days remembering the good times of when you and your mates skipped along down the road to a nice clean school. With no one spitting at yout for being a an illegal immigrant... Then realising that it was someone elses memory and that you can still imagine the feel of the slimey gringo mucus making its way down your neck... giveing you the shivers....

    I wouldn't be up for it as I want to keep my nipples on the end of my breasts....
     
  16. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Kuntuna suddenly took the podium and delivered this historic address
    I wish all the fuglyites could get together offline and sit down and talk to each other...and... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  17. kitana

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    oh, i forgot to say, i wouldnt be drinking or getting high, i would just watch and take pictures.

    wank: dont be scared, i am sure no one would cut off your nippled.

    offline is different from online, remember?
     
  18. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    wank: dont be scared, i am sure no one would cut off your nippled.

    offline is different from online, remember?
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    so... like, your not really a sexual retard...?

    You dont mutate poor defenceless animals...

    you do know what people mean when they talk to you?

     
  19. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    so... like, your not really a sexual retard...? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    uhhh... i dont have sex and dont know too much about it, but every person is retarded in his or her own way. i am [/i] socially [/i] retarded

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>
    You dont mutate poor defenceless animals...
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    nope, just mutiliate em. J/K
    i perform autopsies on them after they're dead, of course. Castration is done rarely, but only if i see the need to - If the male doggie has a problem humping ppl's legs, then i perform the minor surgery

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>
    you do know what people mean when they talk to you?
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    uhhh... some times, but my home/universal slang, sex, and social vocabulary arent very big, so it does help if you explain things further.
     
  20. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    You know what... I'm all for this "meeting" thing. I say we do it in Annapolis cause its close to the fugly offices. I can provide whatever drugs or alcholic beverages you prefer as long as you bring some cash and give me a list of what you want. I can get anything from Angel Dust to Nose Candy to Oxycodone if necessary. Then I can sit back and watch all the dysfunction at my own leisure. This is gonna be fun.
     

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