giant clitorii?

Your quite right i really need to stop posting, this forum always bought out the worst side of me..one i don't really like..so i'm signing off UT for good..nice doing business with you all..love u always Nursey hope everything works out well for you.XXX

 

On the slim chance you will check back just once, I would like to say it was nice having you here. You seemed to be a dimwitted little bun sniffer, and that really makes me feel better about my pitiful and pointless life. Thank you for being the bottom of the barrel in a keg full of bullshit. You presence will be sorely missed.

 

You're starting to grow on me..

 

Like fungus?

Just out of curiousity, are you married?

 

Yes I am don't tell my wife

 

I knew before I joined. I'm sorry for ruining the fun!

 

I always try to use the manners Mama taught me.

And I always appreciate people thinking of my clit!

 

This thread got funnier over the weekend! Sorry for being gone... I'm sure it will bring a faint smile of vague pleasure to some of your faces to know that I had an incident over the weekend in which I nearly bled to death (thank goodness the phone rang), so I haven't had much energy for posting. I'm much better now though!

 

Next time refer to this if you have any problems.

 

Nice try.

 

Do better.

 

I already did.

God, I can't believe no one has pointed out that the correct pluralization of "Clitoris" is "Clitorises"!

 

It is awfully nice to be alive, because I would have been sad if I'd never gotten to see how this thread ends.

 

Ok, I'll bite on the obvious question you want someone to ask....how DID you nearly bleed to death?

 

Nobody would have got that, you have to know who you're dealing with; and that is a bunch of hicks.

 

From a hemorrhage.

 

Wow. The More You Know.

Goddamn, this forum makes me wait 30 seconds before posting another message. Apparently it has no tolerance for quick typists who enjoy making short posts.

 

And knowing is half the battle.

 

Clitorii sounds better.