funny hot commercial

Observe.

 

For some reason I'm thinking that's what would happen if Nursey and Headee went to Barry for counseling. Except for Nursey was picking Tracy Bingham instead of Headee. And there were no references to anal sex.

See, there is hope that we can all get along.

 

that's so not right. i'm way smarter than tracy bingham, and nursey is way more manly than pete burns.

 

Funny.

I am willing to offer my services free of charge. Shall we arrange a phone conference?

Barry

 

I bet that winds up under fugly audio. And Headee, I was thinking you would be the silent blonde chick sitting next to Captain Tranny and looking slutty. Whatever works for you though.

 

as long as i'm getting ass rammed by captain tranny at the end of the session.

 

I don't know that I'd pay for it, but I'd listen to the audio of Nursey giving Headee a pearl necklace.

 

Shit I'd listen to my dad give my mom a pearl necklace

 

Ah, a bunch of pre-Dwaine's sprayed all over his mother's bosom. How sweet.

 

And it's not even mother's day.

 

Every day is Mother's Day in North Carolina. Didn't you know that Bungle?

 

Sorry, but Barry has been patiently awaiting his turn for months. You can't just come and barge your way to the front of the queue, you pushy, demanding bitch.

 

You put the "B" in "Bizzarre" Nursey.

....taps foot impatiently while standing in the queue of unfulfilled promises....

 

Bizarre

too early for spell check


Barry

 

but, i'm second, right?

 

It's a loooong line. I'll hold you down while my wife straps it on if you'd like.

 

i see the number dispenser now:



number 69's not that bad... so i'll wait for the REAL DEAL from nursey. thanks for the offer though.

 

No problem. I'll break it to her gently. Methinks she was looking forward to making you cry.

 

i'm saving my tears for nursey's massive member.