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  1. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Oh alright ... neither of them. I took the photo. Naked from the waist down. Which is why they're both smiling so ... erotically.
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    UGHHH! Get back in your pupae you dirty cunt!
     
  3. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Ahem.

    pupa: The nonfeeding stage between the larva and adult in the metamorphosis of holometabolous insects, during which the larva typically undergoes complete transformation within a protective cocoon or hardened case. Plural pupae

    Perhaps you meant "cocoon"?
     
  4. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Owned :roll:
     
  5. Nursey

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    Why 'cocoon'? I associate 'pupa' more with 'p-p grubs' (which is what your post brought to mind) than 'cocoon'.

    It was 5AM when i typed it you little prick. Damn you Chester! How can i 'buy' myself back? Look how disillusioned poor little dio looks by this whole horrifying debacle!
     
  6. diogenes

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    I was disillusioned long before this. I'm off to go make more gay porn for Nursey to post in the forums.
     
  7. Nursey

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    Awww. I love you guys.
     
  8. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Any requests? I've got a full schedule this week but I may be able to fit in the odd snoodle or tea-bagging if it would make you happy.
     
  9. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    Do something with an eel.
     
  10. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    And a funnel, that's already been done. Don't belittle me with such drivel, I'm an artist.
     
  11. Nursey

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    It's like christmas came early! Something involving Barry, a water bed, some boy scouts (you can be 'scoutmaster') and a purpose-built hookah *wink* would make for some choice viewing.
     
  12. Nursey

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    Oh shit...it looks as if that's pretty much been done already too.

     
  13. diogenes

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    Your name is really Eddie Izzard isn't it?
     
  14. Nursey

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    Huh! That mumpy faced faggot? If you want to compare me to a 'limey' trannie, Pete Burns is more my league.
     
  15. diogenes

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    I'll keep that in mind. I don't have a large catalogue of Limey transvestites on hand for reference, but I'm sure you'll be here should I use the wrong tranny for the current situation.
     
  16. Nursey

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    Good boy. But one thing i should mention, if only to quell the infernal flames of excitement that reading that post ignited between Barry's legs, is that i don't actually find the sight of gay sex arousing. Especially when it involves mountainous, pink blobs of quivering flesh with bald heads.
     
  17. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    For not finding gay sex arousing you have a tremendous catalogue of it that you draw from.
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    why the fuck is this stupid spam thread still HERE?
     
  19. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Thankyou.
     
  20. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    No problem. After all credit should be given where credit is due.
     

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