Oops. Occasionally a Nursey BITCH-ZAP goes off course and hits some hapless bystander. If it's any consolation, you don't look like one:
Checkmate's been incarcerated! From happy-go-lucky this: To random-cavity-check this: He had to trade in his freeballing boxers for a pair of prosthesis briefs.
Ahaa! I wondered why he was so quiet. I thought he was maybe off sobbing to nanneh. But i'm happy to say, he will feel totally at home in such an institutional environment. Pillow fights, tugs of war and a good ol' English rugger buggering will have him back to his jolly old self in no time!
To Nursey and Nauseous, Please read the message below, learn it, love it, live it..... Cheers! Checkers
When all else fails, and your flimsy, superficial masculinity has been reduced to an outright, face-ruddening MOCKERY by a pair of wayward, unruly wenches, it is imperative to assert your superiority using the last remaining option available. Show them the back of your hand and remind them of their place in relation to YOU, Lord and Master of God's earthly dominion! Anyway, i don't see any of the men complaining. Just you, you flush faced, fruity, little faggot.
I think I am going to have to print this out and put it up in my office, of course I may get a 'coaching' session from our Diversity Training group.......
Of course, if a woman ever spoke to you in real life you'd be tripping all over yourself fawningly trying to shine her on that you're not a loser, in the hope that she'd be the one finally willing to touch your wee gherkin.
Shit...i've just realised - it's not 'A Flock of Seagulls' hairstyle Checkmate has. It's 'McFly' hair, and they aren't gay at all... Sorry about that, old chum!
Nice, but dim. I see the corkscrew hair and propensity for mathematics (pic url) runs through the whole Vulva family tree.
