Fucking SCORE tonight!!!

Fucking hippie...

 

just think Lomotil, when you are styling around in your pretty Scottish attire, i'll be kickin off my German sandals and smoking out of a human bone. who'll get the booty then huh?

 

Fuck you... I'm wearing those plaid pants, just you wait...

 

go right ahead and wear a clown suit- but no girls are gonna want to fuck you. *shrugs*

 

I'm telling you, I'll have to beat them away with a stick...

 

ya, right after you squirt them in the face with your plastic flower.

 

No... it's the back of the neck... Right as I fake a sneeze...

 

if you are trying to get chicks to fuck you i think thats a bad idea. i still think you should buy them mtn. dew's and butterfingers. goof luck

 

So, how far do you want to take this gag, anyway?

 

i dunno. tha painkillers are wearing off and its not as funny as i thought it was. hm. got any new toys? maybe i'll go back to the fart thread. my brain is hammered. i hope you get to work on our [i[SecretSepcial[/i] project though

 

...as soon as I get that plutonium delivered, consider it done.