Fuck You All

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by pimpchichi, Oct 30, 2001.

  1. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Is that supposed to be funny ,wanky? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no...
     
  2. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    is Thatch world meant to be?
     
  3. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    In this instance where the word 'no' is used,it is actually meant...No...it's a reflection of how i see things on a political level,but i'd rather not go into too detailed an explanation of that with the likes of you,'Essex girl'.It's not not meant to be amusing and it does fill the gap.Any oher questions dump fuck?
     
  4. i_dont_wank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    In this instance where the word 'no' is used,it is actually meant...No...it's a reflection of how i see things on a political level,but i'd rather not go into too detailed an explanation of that with the likes of you,'Essex girl'.It's not not meant to be amusing and it does fill the gap.Any oher questions dump fuck?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    No, no more questions... as an Essex girl I am completely inept in all aspects of life in general.
     
  5. Nursey

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    ...not entirely true...you succeed in being an irritating dull bitch a high percentage of the time...though i must admit,there has been a mild improvement since you had that irritating,bouncey,chirpy bubble burst-either by your forum beating by me,or the humiliation you experienced as a result of your having fucked disorder and then being blanked by him(-if that is actually the case...but it is difficult to tell with you-maybe it was some kind of inane attempt of yours at 'humour')...or both (they did happen at the same time)
     
  6. i_dont_wank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    ...not entirely true...you succeed in being an irritating dull bitch a high percentage of the time...though i must admit,there has been a mild improvement since you had that irritating,bouncey,chirpy bubble burst-either by your forum beating by me,or the humiliation you experienced as a result of your having fucked disorder and then being blanked by him(-if that is actually the case...but it is difficult to tell with you-maybe it was some kind of inane attempt of yours at 'humour')...or both (they did happen at the same time) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Why the fuck do you keep going on about me being bubbly and chirpy... I can't stand that... I twated some girl a while ago because of that... for fucks sake I don't wanna be chiry...

    hmmm....sorry... for being chirpy...
    it was never intended...

    as for this Disorder business... just ask him... he will tell ya what he wants you to know
     
  7. Disorder

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    my business.. why.. thats professionl alien abductions, funded by the government to perform chemical,physical and emotional strains on the general public. My particular role is to sedate the 'patient' with a mixture of anphetamines, stimulants and sleep agents..


    but thats between me and you
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    my business.. why.. thats professionl alien abductions, funded by the government to perform chemical,physical and emotional strains on the general public. My particular role is to sedate the 'patient' with a mixture of anphetamines, stimulants and sleep agents..


    but thats between me and you
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    DUDE!!! you wernt supposed to tell that!!! Christ what am I going to tell the agency now?
     
  9. yomamazagreasymofo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    My particular role is to sedate the 'patient' with a mixture of anphetamines, stimulants and sleep agents..

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    IMC, tell the agency that a new patient is on the way in!! WooHoo!
     
  10. Disorder

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    I met my contact in a damp unlit alley. He was a shady character, called himself 'the pimp.' I didn't exactly know what it meant and, judging by the four inch scar, I didnt want to. He offered me the money in order I remove the shroud that covered my knowledge of the project and a bonus for the data disk, which you will find missing from your top drawer, sorry friend. In the end it came to that or live a life of secrecy and endless paperwork. I opted for the money.
    Shortly afterwards I gained a new level of self confidence, my image had been boosted and I lived the high life. An endless suply of drugs and women at my beckon call, but, that has all gone now. All I have left, my 10,000 in corporate bonds, my beach house in fiji and a case of chateau de beune 1784..
     
  11. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    My particular role is to sedate the 'patient' with a mixture of anphetamines, stimulants and sleep agents..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    How the fuck do you sedate someone with amphetamines and stimulants?!?
     
  12. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    How the fuck do you sedate someone with amphetamines and stimulants?!?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sleep agents?

    He's been watching BBC... give 'em a break.
     
  13. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    I met my contact in a damp unlit alley. He was a shady character, called himself 'the pimp.' I didn't exactly know what it meant and, judging by the four inch scar, I didnt want to. He offered me the money in order I remove the shroud that covered my knowledge of the project and a bonus for the data disk, which you will find missing from your top drawer, sorry friend. In the end it came to that or live a life of secrecy and endless paperwork. I opted for the money.
    Shortly afterwards I gained a new level of self confidence, my image had been boosted and I lived the high life. An endless suply of drugs and women at my beckon call, but, that has all gone now. All I have left, my 10,000 in corporate bonds, my beach house in fiji and a case of chateau de beune 1784..
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    disorder... i raped and beat you in that alley..

    i never knew you could dream in comas..
     
  14. Topper

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    How the fuck do you sedate someone with amphetamines and stimulants?!?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You've got to catch them when they are totally knackered, wankered on beer or someit.

    Then offer them a line of speed, or some other such stimulant.

    You see, amphetimeanies are not energy in themselves, but they use the body's energy and accelerate it.

    If the said body is almost totally out of energy, the amphetimeanies will sap what is left, and there you go, sedated.

    Six hours later the said victim will be wide awake, and have to endure the early morning beerless tranquility of loneliness.

    There are other ways of course.
     
  15. Disorder

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    I didnt say I helped them to get high for chrissakes, trust me, I know, If you inject a patient with 1cc of an anphetamine, they will be too busy tripping to notice when you shove the massive needle containing 50cc of sleep agent into thier arm. Then, when they are quietly drifting in the land of nod, you keep thier subconscious brain awake with stimulants, so that you can probe with them watching while you do. Its how so many think "OH.. I was alive through the whole thing. I saw it! They experimented on me I tells ya..."
     
  16. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Topper:
    There are other ways of course.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I find a sharp blow to the side of victims head with a house-brick works wonders. And keep the drugs for yourself! ( not that I'd ever do speed, YUK! )
     
  17. Nauseous

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    Don't hit me with a brick for saying this, Spooky, but your signature is way too fucking long.

    (Nice pic, though)
     
  18. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Don't hit me with a brick for saying this, Spooky, but your signature is way too fucking long.

    (Nice pic, though)
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    *Puts down house-brick*
    Yeah I know. But I can't be bothered to change it. It'll be gone soon enough, when the page the pic is linked from gets deleted.
    I like it though, it comes from one of my favourite tunes ( born slippy by Underworld ) which was spawned by one of my favourite films ( Trainspotting ). You must have seen Trainspotting?

    But I'll try not to post it if it bothers you that much...
     
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