~Fresh Ass~

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
Why don't you blow it in her mouth? Thats where I would put it. That way I don't have to bring the bitch a towel afterwards (not that I would provide one of my own; she better bring her own and make sure she doesn't get any on my furniture.) If she swallows it, its just that much cleaner. If she doesn't, smack her in the back of the head so the cum dribbles out the nose and she looks like an "angry-dragon". Thats almost just as cool itself.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

wow are you charming

swallowing is the neatest option

but neatness in sex is not always best

 

neatness is not best, dirty kinky sex is. Just ask IMC! Not that i know that personally cuz we're both guys and we're not .....oh you know what I mean!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
neatness is not best, dirty kinky sex is. Just ask IMC! Not that i know that personally cuz we're both guys and we're not .....oh you know what I mean!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you are hiding your true affection for each other

only the two of you and the handy end of a maglite know the truth

right

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
you are hiding your true affection for each other
right<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


No, but I think you might be hiding your true feelings for him. Its ok!!! Let it flow!!!!!!!!

 

speaking of "feelings", I like the feelongs of a nice dead chick sometimes. I mean, if shes not really dead, I like to put her in a bathtub, and cover her with ice, then say something romantic lkike "DON'T FUCKING MOCE OR MOAN!!YOUR DEAD BITCH!!!" you know, something senstive like that...

(accually it's alot easier just to kill the bitch before you fuck her, but thats another story...)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ross Perot:
No, but I think you might be hiding your true feelings for him. Its ok!!! Let it flow!!!!!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no matter my interest in his pin cushion of a cock

he is afraid of me so it would never work

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
speaking of "feelings", I like the feelongs of a nice dead chick sometimes. I mean, if shes not really dead, I like to put her in a bathtub, and cover her with ice, then say something romantic lkike "DON'T FUCKING MOCE OR MOAN!!YOUR DEAD BITCH!!!" you know, something senstive like that...

(accually it's alot easier just to kill the bitch before you fuck her, but thats another story...) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

obviously a personality disorder stemming from a fear of emotion

or a fear of hot pussy

maybe if we shoved an ice cube up there

hot slit and then when you put your cock in a rapidly cooling rush of fluid as the cube melts

real men can fuck through that

 

Im afraid of you and hot pussy? when the fuck did this happen? feel free to call me and get directions to my nw tattoo shop in Smithfield NC.. stop by and ill give you all the cock you will ever want/need.. Hell i have a few friends there too.. we can take turns if you want

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
Im afraid of you and hot pussy? when the fuck did this happen? feel free to call me and get directions to my nw tattoo shop in Smithfield NC.. stop by and ill give you all the cock you will ever want/need.. Hell i have a few friends there too.. we can take turns if you want<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i only do one at a time

but maybe you can watch me fuck one of your friends

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
i only do one at a time

but maybe you can watch me fuck one of your friends<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's cold. Ice Cold.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:


but maybe you can watch me fuck one of your friends<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

His eyes already hurt quite enough already!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
His eyes already hurt quite enough already!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

why do his eyes hurt

 

I was wondering the same thing...

 

You know bro.... I'm heading to Nashville, TN right now. Actually, I'm going to La Vergne which is 10 miles south of Nashville. I could hook up with her and make sure she's who and what she claims to be if you'd like. I could even give her a test drive if you need me to. Just give her my cell number and let her know I'll be there tomorrow morning until tomorrow evening.

Nashville look out! A celebrity is coming to town.....

 

come pic,k me the fuck up.. im so down for a road tip anywhere but here

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
You know bro.... I'm heading to Nashville, TN right now. Actually, I'm going to La Vergne which is 10 miles south of Nashville. I could hook up with her and make sure she's who and what she claims to be if you'd like. I could even give her a test drive if you need me to. Just give her my cell number and let her know I'll be there tomorrow morning until tomorrow evening.

Nashville look out! A celebrity is coming to town.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

fuck you

he doesn't approve my test drives

if you want to stop by let me know

but imc has no say off my ass

 

I never said I did

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
I never said I did<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

he said you did

you only have a say on what you do to my ass

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
fuck you

he doesn't approve my test drives

if you want to stop by let me know

but imc has no say off my ass<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you have a warm couch and know how to cook? I'm probally gonna be hungry when I get there so I'll need to be fed. Gotta keep up my strength. You know... I could make a swing after Nashville and possibly come up 95 instead of Bristol.... then I could drop her off on 95 and let IMC ravage her entrails. That would be cool! I'll PM the cell number.

PEACE OUT!

 

La Vergne? Do you have to drop something off at a distribution center down there?
(That's pretty much all there is in that town, from what I heard).

 

better have lotsa Jack Daniels too, damn it all. i never heard of this before, but i did some blow then ate 6 pieces of toast, some leftover chinese food and 4 pieces of cheese. i thought i was supposed to lose my appetite, but the shit made me hungrier. even after i watched my buddy barf on himself at the bar. weird ass night.