~Fresh Ass~

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  1. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    Hey! last time he made ME pay!
     
  2. taramae

    taramae New Member

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    Did you get your moneys worth out of him?
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I will make you all pay... mark my words!
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    well me n nursey better get a fucking discount you hulking fuck
     
  5. taramae

    taramae New Member

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    Do you have an easy payment plan? You know, like 4 easy payments $29.95 or something like that.
     
  6. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
    I will make you all pay... mark my words!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    if you aren't 2 scared to cum after me
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
    if you aren't 2 scared to cum after me<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Scared? nope.. Cum after? nope, more like cum on you(r face)
     
  8. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
    Scared? nope.. Cum after? nope, more like cum on you(r face)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    is that a threat or promise
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

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    which ever makes you happy I guess
     
  10. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
    that's really sweet

    i take threat its sexier

    as long as you promise you will cum on my face
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    what if he doesn't? what if he cums on ur sofa??????
     
  11. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
    which ever makes you happy I guess<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that's really sweet

    i take threat its sexier

    as long as you promise you will cum on my face
     
  12. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    he doesnt cum cheap. HAHAHAHAHAHha haha.
     
  13. Nursey

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    Yoo-hoo...Rossy!Ratty!*kiss kiss*
     
  14. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Yoo-hoo...Rossy!Ratty!*kiss kiss*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    arent you sweet tonight! sweetie pie cakes of syrupy sugary gooeyness!
     
  15. Nursey

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    Yes...and i love you Ratty, Lamby. *kis kiss * * squeak*
     
  16. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:

    what if he doesn't? what if he cums on ur sofa??????
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ha i guess i would rub his face in it like a bad dog
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

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    Hmm sure.. Ill blow off on your face.. I do blow monster loads though.. Shit anyone who wants hot cum straight from the tap, let me know\
     
  18. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Yes...and i love you Ratty, Lamby. *kis kiss * * squeak*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nursey!!! You sugary confection you!!! *kiss kiss* Squeak???? Nursey what have you got there?
     
  19. ratatouille

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    aww, woosie lil Nursey has a squeaky fuzzy lamby ratty toy to snuggle wif?
     
  20. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
    Hmm sure.. Ill blow off on your face.. I do blow monster loads though.. Shit anyone who wants hot cum straight from the tap, let me know\<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Why don't you blow it in her mouth? Thats where I would put it. That way I don't have to bring the bitch a towel afterwards (not that I would provide one of my own; she better bring her own and make sure she doesn't get any on my furniture.) If she swallows it, its just that much cleaner. If she doesn't, smack her in the back of the head so the cum dribbles out the nose and she looks like an "angry-dragon". Thats almost just as cool itself.
     

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