~Fresh Ass~

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by ratatouille, Sep 7, 2002.

  1. Cuntry Skank

    Cuntry Skank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly:
    Quit talking so much and post more pictures of your asses. Jesus H. Christ. I check this think every day for more pictures of Rat's ass and there are none.

    Some one tell that mullato chick to post some more of hers too.
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    i am not mullato at all

    i am white

    see:

     
  2. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
    i am not mullato at all

    i am white

    see:

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    Ahem... *cough* Whereabouts in the "Dirty South" are you, now?
     
  3. Lomotil

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    BTW: Just noticed this, but that looks like one of the dormrooms in a certain school down here...
     
  4. Lomotil

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    Better hide the ashtray if you hear a knock at the door, too.
     
  5. Lomotil

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    Don't mind me, I just had to post four times in a row...
     
  6. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
    BTW: Just noticed this, but that looks like one of the dormrooms in a certain school down here...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that's an apartment

    i am in nashville

    are you the guy who plucks his ass hair

    doesn't that hurt
     
  7. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
    Don't mind me, I just had to post four times in a row...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    sometimes i have to do things in multiples 2
     
  8. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
    that's an apartment

    i am in nashville

    are you the guy who plucks his ass hair

    doesn't that hurt
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    Not really, but it does ruin quite a few tweezers. Why don't you come over and we can put those press-ons to good use?
     
  9. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
    sometimes i have to do things in multiples 2<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Damn, I'm usually a "multiple of 7" kinda guy - wanna work on our GCD?
     
  10. Lomotil

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    That's "Greatest Common Denominator," in case Tommy or Kitana ever read this...
     
  11. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
    Damn, I'm usually a "multiple of 7" kinda guy - wanna work on our GCD?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    they are not press ons

    they are acrylics

    7 is a good time

    i don't think you could handle it
     
  12. Lomotil

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    I hear a challenge...
     
  13. Lomotil

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    Close the damn window, too... you're letting all the flies in...
     
  14. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
    I hear a challenge...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i hear someone who is looking for someone to groom his ass hair

    i don't think i want that job
     
  15. Lomotil

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    not so much 'groom'

    more like 'remove'

    unless you like to floss
     
  16. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
    not so much 'groom'

    more like 'remove'

    unless you like to floss
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    most str8 guys don't admit to liking having their ass eaten

    check your PMs
     
  17. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    thank god my mouth was okay after i blew IMC. phew!
     
  18. ratatouille

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    pick me! pick me! i fucking do it.
     
  19. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    pick me! pick me! i fucking do it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    there is an eager beaver for ya

    not sure if she is volunteering for hair removal or eating your ass

    but she 'fucking does it'
     
  20. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
    there is an eager beaver for ya

    not sure if she is volunteering for hair removal or eating your ass

    but she 'fucking does it'
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    i meant I'LL do it. no fucking edit feature anymore.
     

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