Found a house

Discussion in 'More Serious Topics' started by BIGMAMA, Jun 6, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    FUCK

    someone offered the same amount, so now they say "you can offer a higher amount" SO I pulled a Price is Right and added a dollar ( $42,001) hehe- real estate lady did not find it as funny as I did...

    fuck em, I was worried about flooding in the future anyway.

    now I am so pissed off at the Arab, I want to live far away... for many reasons. To inconvenient him and the main reason... everyone associates me with him, and the business. Today a lady came up to me... I had ran into to Rite Aid to buy tampons (yes I an on the rag) and this bitch comes up to me... says "oh hey vet's wife.. we just gotta another kitten and will be bringing her in a few weeks to you guys" ..... I then decided to tell her we are divorced because I found him with a male prostitute.

    I am a bitter fucking bitch right now. Im about to take a hand full of benadryl and sleep it off. and because I know I will sleep a long time, I shall put a Pamper in my pants.
     
  2. BullGod666

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    What kind of bullshit is that? you made the offer and put money on it first didn't you? That should have kept anyone else from being able to offer on it until the owner said yay or nay. I'd look into the ethics of that with the state realtors board or whatever they call it. fuckers
     
  3. BIGMAMA

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    HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU YAHOO real estate listings..

    I had a heart attack when I saw this... 3400sf 7 acres, inground pool, 32k

    http://realestate.yahoo.com/Georgia...65b1808808d;_ylt=AmNHX0Djmvx0Phe9P5PwSNtn47Qs

    I AM ALL EXCITED... CALL THE REALESTATE LADY... um seems it was a typo.
    I say they should be just like Walmart when something is priced wrong, you have to sell it at the price it was marked... hehe

    the price is 325,000... fuckers...
     
  4. BIGMAMA

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    I gave in... lost hope of haveing a paid for home, and put a contract on a kick ass house today. I offered lower... if they accept my offer I will only have to take a loan for like 45-50k and that is a little payment, even at 10 years.

    I am excited, and have the squirts. It is a completly renovated 1920s brick house1 acre, GREAT location... , and looks 50x better in person then it did on line. It is like HUGE... like walking through it I felt like MTV cribs... I felt little in it... something about older houses- they are just built better -

    I swear if I dont get this house. I give up.

    this whole house thing makes me feel like crazy teenager ... I just sit looking at my phone, waiting, ... uggg
     
  5. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Older houses have a lot more detail and character. They are never boring.
     
  6. Robman97

    Robman97 Member

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    That is because they are usually haunted.
     
  7. BIGMAMA

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    I called a real estate agent "Cunty" today... and she cried. I normally feel bad when I make someone cry, but today I laughed and said... "yeah not only are you acting like a cunt, but you cry like a pussy..." then somehow I called her Half Pint. referencing her hair.

    hmmm maybe I need to be alone for the rest of the day. I am having a problem with my social skills/politeness today.
     
  8. Nauseous

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    Schzoid.

    Shit I looked it up and it sounds more like me:

    According to the ICD-10, schizoid personality disorder is characterized by at least three of the following criteria:
    • Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affection.
    • Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.
    • Consistent preference for solitary activities.
    • Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.
    • Indifference to either praise or criticism.
    • Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.
    • Indifference to social norms and conventions.
    • Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.
    • Lack of desire for sexual experiences with another person.
    I'm not cleaning that up.

    I have #1 but #2 I am full of negative emotions. I have #3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 9. So I guess I don't have 2 and 8.
     
  9. Nauseous

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    I'm not as crazy as I used to be. Shit. I am boring.

    Paranoid: Highmore info | forum
    Schizoid: Moderatemore info | forum
    Schizotypal: Moderatemore info | forum
    Antisocial: Moderatemore info | forum
    Borderline: Moderatemore info | forum
    Histrionic: Lowmore info | forum
    Narcissistic: Moderatemore info | forum
    Avoidant: Moderatemore info | forum
    Dependent: Lowmore info | forum
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Highmore info | forum


    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

    Long ass test. Posted it a long time ago. I have OCD and I am paranoid. I'd say the results were pretty accurate.
     
  10. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Pukey its time for you to get out of the house, enjoy the sunshine, do something positive and fun.

    Seriously.
     
  11. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: Very High
    Schizoid: Very High
    Schizotypal: Very High
    Antisocial: High
    Borderline: Moderate
    Histrionic: High
    Narcissistic: Very High
    Avoidant: Moderate
    Dependent: Moderate
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
     

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