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No you weren't. You just really want to send me a pyrex replica of your cock. It's okay, you can say it.

I don't go to any local shops around here, I just remember seeing them online somewhere or another. But next time someone sets up shop local and tries to sell the foreign dongs, I will surely stage a sit-in of some sort.

 

You could go on an orgasm strike. I don't know how much that would help though.

 

Fuck that, it's not that great of a cause.

 

PM me a mailing adress, Iwill make you said replica, on the condition, I get pics of you testing it out

 

If you refuse to send the pics, Chuck Norris will not hesitate to knock a bitch out. And I know for a fact that Dwaine and Chuck Norris are homies. Dwaine actually made Chuck Norris a glass beard, just for the irony.

 

I just want to watch Dwaine poor molten glass over his erection.

 

I don't think that's quite how it works.

 

i got a sump pump made of graphite