<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by American Sociopath: He has an unhealthy martha stewart fetish. He has sent her emails before inviting her over when his wife was out of town. its a little creepy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's more than a little creepy,that's full on psychotic. [ August 05, 2001: Message edited by: GreenAppleSplatters ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>GreenAppleSplatters sed: {IHN's attraction to Martha Stewart}..is more than a little creepy, that's full on psychotic.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'd agree, if his motivation is romantic or sexual attraction. If he just wants to lure her in for a little abuse and torture before viciously killing her, hell - what normal guy wouldn't?
unfortunately it's some kind of romantic fascination he holds for her..... i personally think he should stop spending all his time 'feeding' the llama's and go 'feed' the old lady sometime..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Ah, it's not quite that simple. Women don't need dick to get off - all they need is any oblong, cylindrical object. What they really need and want are The Goodies: the clothes, the jewelry, the house with flowerboxes in the window and Martha Stewart bedroom collections, flocking on the walls, the minivan stuffed with runny-nosed rugrats, etc. Now, men do indeed need and want pussy, and in pursuit of it they'll beg, borrow and steal to deliver The Goodies to the woman, who only reluctantly gives up the nookie to consummate the deal...as long as the man posts bond in the form of a ring. If I'm wrong, then explain the existence of prenup agreements, and the need for divorce law. I don't mean to sound cynical on this subject - I'm just a bit jealous of the woman's natural advantage in the whole scheme of things: they have half the money in the world, and all the pussy. That reminds me - if I'm gonna have some sex tonight like I planned, I better get a move on...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well put, but one fact is a little off... No longer is it the 'minivan' - now they want the biggest SUV out there... Nothing worse than a broad driving one of those things, cell phone in one hand, makeup in the other...
Hi! I’m either very stupid and tried to copy what that ass-fucking piece of shit Wandering Porn Dealer did, or I actually AM Wandering Porn Dealer and registered this account too. The email address I used for this one is invader50@hotmail.com and I came from this IP: 204.186.207.231 [ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Yanno, we of different sexes shouldn't battle. I mean, you girls need dick to get off.... and we need pussy. So why are we all fighting? Let's just start one big orgy where everyone just gets together and gives the other what we really need. A GOOD FUCK!! Who's with me on this?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i am! i am!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: , you girls need dick to get off.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i dunno...you'd be surprised at the effectiveness of vibrators.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks: i dunno...you'd be surprised at the effectiveness of vibrators.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and clitoral stimulation of course